Family Business

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Howie Snyder is an archetype: a retired Marine colonel in his mid 40s, he is an American entrepreneur struggling to make his business succeed.

Howie's Shakey's Pizza franchise in Muncie, Indiana employs his whole family: wife, nine children, and Howie himself. He's the representative of the American Dream: the chance to invest long hours and hard work in exchange for financial security for oneself and family. To watch Howie Snyder as he dickers for better treatment by the Shakey's chain, as he seeks additional financing to stave off looming bankruptcy, and as he sits morosely counting an evening's disappointing receipts is to watch America at work. And to see Howie's family rally around him in the hour of his greatest need is a heartwarming experience.

FAMILY BUSINESS will appeal to business groups as well as small business owners. Franchising organizations will find it valuable as a case study. Schools will find it appealing as a study of a family in challenge. And everyone will find the drama of daily life compelling.

Part of the acclaimed Middletown series.

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Main credits

Davis, Peter (film producer)
Cohen, Tom (film director)
Cohen, Tom (film producer)

Other credits

Photographer, Tom Hurwitz; film editor, Bob Brady.

MARC Record See Worldcat record

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Muncie; Shakey's Pizza; pizza; Middletown; Muncie; Indiana; social significance of work in a small family-run business; management; restaurant; video; documentary; film; video; DVD; "Family Business"; Icarus Films,doc

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We want everything
on it, don\'t we?

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Green pepper and
onions and sausage.

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I don\'t like pepperoni on it.

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Yeah, no pepperoni.

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Yeah.

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Sausage instead of pepperoni.

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Number 14.

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This is sure to please.

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This is your sausage and
pepperoni with extra cheese.

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What all comes on the deluxe?

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Well, we have two deluxe.

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We have the regular combination,
which is salami, pepperoni,

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ground beef, sausage,
black olives and mushrooms,

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green peppers onions
extra if you want them.

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Then we have the deli
which has 13 ingredients

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and it weighs four pounds.

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OK, give us the regular one,
but hold the black olives.

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Larry, we need salad
bowls on the salad bar.

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Rather than make you wait,
how many did you want?

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These are cute little things.

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These were soup bowls.

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The soup never caught on.

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Reminds me of those
ladies that come in here

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for bunch of lunch.

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You know, 300 pound
ladies and 300 pound men

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and they really pile
up a great big plate.

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And they come down here
and go, small diet Pepsi.

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, mother [INAUDIBLE].

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Anywhere you can find.

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Just when you thought it was
safe to come out of the water.

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[LAUGHING]

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What kind of spaghetti is it?

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Just regular spaghetti?

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Well, we don\'t have meatballs,
but we have a generous amount

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of a beef and sausage in it.

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Is that right?

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And then Shakey\'s secret recipe.

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Is that right?

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And then you get
garlic bread with it.

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Oh, Lord.

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$2.18

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How are you, [? Mr. Glenny? ?]

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How are you?

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Pretty good.

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How\'s that bread looking, honey?

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Yeah, well, it hasn\'t come out.

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It\'s all right.

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Hey, Lloyd.

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Pretty skins, aren\'t they?

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They\'re pretty tonight.

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That\'ll be all right.

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Yeah.

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We\'ve only got a
little bit more to go.

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Well, I think everything\'s
under control.

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Please pick up pizza
order number 10.

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Please pick up order number 35.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Shakey\'s Incorporated?

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Jim Davidson, please.

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Thank you.

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Hey, Jim Davidson, this is
Howard Snyder, Muncie, Indiana.

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Well, pretty good. was
talking to Steven early

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and he said you\'re the
man I have to talk to.

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I\'m trying to resolve
some differences

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and find out what I can
do, to use this term,

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to get the dogs off
my back for a while.

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Jim, why are you coming
down so hard on me?

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The only place I had to play
with money was mortgage.

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And I can only play
with it for two months.

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And Shakey\'s.

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And my feeling all along
has been that you all

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didn\'t want me to close down
because, hell, figure out

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how many dollars
and royalties I\'ve

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paid you in five
and a half years,

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and you\'ll see what I mean.

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Once.

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Yeah.

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I\'m looking at a refinancing
package sometime this year,

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Jim.

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I want a living income
out this business

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and I haven\'t gotten it yet.

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In order for me to get it,
it\'s got to be refinancing.

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I don\'t know how much help
the bank is going to give me,

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but I am sure they\'re
going to give me some help.

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They don\'t want me to go under.

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Hell, they\'re one of the--
there\'s only three people

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making money out of this
thing since we\'ve opened.

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That\'s our bank, the one
in Wisconsin and you all.

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But-- but you\'re biting
yourself to spite your face.

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Hey, I\'m trying, man.

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And I\'ve just
indicated-- listen,

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I don\'t want this store
to go down the tubes.

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Five and a half years of my
life I put into this thing.

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My entire family works here
and if it hadn\'t for that,

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I don\'t think we\'d
been in business today.

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I don\'t want to give you a
sob story, but it\'s the truth.

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Yes.

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The only security that
anybody that deals with me has

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is my signature.

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I have a net worth of $50,000.

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I have a first and second
mortgage on the home.

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I didn\'t know there was a
good thing, but hell yes.

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This is my life, Jim,
I\'ll do anything.

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I want to keep the business.

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I think it\'s a good Shakey\'s.

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If you look at the records and
you talk to the people that

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come here, this is
a good Shakey\'s.

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I don\'t see why you
would want to close it.

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Oh, I\'ll get some loan
money from the bank

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to show my good faith.

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OK, and I can keep on operating
over the weekend then?

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OK, Jim.

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Thank you.

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Want to go home?

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They don\'t want
to close us down.

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Hey, it\'s something
we can handle, honey.

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It\'s something we can handle.

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I\'m not going to commit myself
to something we can\'t handle.

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That\'s nice.

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It\'s OK.

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We\'re getting there.

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You know that.

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You\'ve played this game
with me all the time.

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We\'re going to laugh
at it some day.

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OK?

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Sit back here as
long as you want.

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This whole thing is
almost laughable.

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Lieutenant Colonel in the
United States Marine Corps.

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You know, fly boy.

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Washing dishes.

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That\'s funny.

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It really is funny.

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And someday I hope to
really laugh at it.

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You know?

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I decided when I
retired, that I wasn\'t

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going to be Howard Snyder,
Lieutenant Colonel USMC,

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retired.

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Because that\'d be living
in the past and there\'s

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no room for that really.

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And whatever I
did, I didn\'t want

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to come home and live on
my laurels are a lieutenant

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colonel.

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That can only last a
short while anyhow.

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So, I decided to
do something else.

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Hang in there, guys.

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Yeah, we got it.

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Yeah, I go it OK, Lester.

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Want nuts on it, don\'t you?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Is this one being cooked though?

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No, they got it.

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OK.

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He went out and gave those
people the wrong pizza.

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So he goes right
out and says, stop.

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You got the wrong pizza.

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Give someone else that pizza.

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Comes back in and says,
Go back out there.

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I gave them the
wrong pizza again.

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He gave them the
wrong pizza twice.

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What was the number on this one?

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That\'s what I\'m
trying to tell you.

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I don\'t know.

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I don\'t know who it belongs to.

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Ours was 27.

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We had the Shakey\'s special.

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That we had-- that\'s
ours right there.

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The one we had,
half mushroom on it.

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And the other half
didn\'t have mushrooms.

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
have I got an event for you.

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Sometimes here at Shakey\'s
we make little mistakes

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and we\'ve made--
some of the folks

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out there will
testify to the fact

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that we\'ve made a little
one here just a minute ago.

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What came of is, I\'ve got a
family size 17 up here now.

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Family size or 17.

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Number 17 here has
salami and sausage

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and pepperoni and black olives.

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Wait, why don\'t we
give it to them.

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It\'s their pizza.

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You want this?

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We\'ll take that one back.

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OK.

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They don\'t want the 21.

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They want a 17.

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OK, never mind.

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The mistake, I guess,
has been cleared up.

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That means somebody
goes without a pizza.

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Is that pizza going to be
ready when we get there?

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Well, don\'t talk, make it.

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Is it in already?

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Don\'t talk, just get started.

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That\'s OK.

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This is crazy.

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This is just crazy.

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Just get it started.

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Oh, it\'s in there now?

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Yeah.

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See, when she
called, she said, it

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is going to be ready
when we get there?

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I said, ma\'am, it\'ll
be ready in 20 minutes.

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Like last time she got here,
it wasn\'t ready or something.

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Which one is it?

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It\'s that thick crust.

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The half and half.

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OK.

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It\'s already in.

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Now this is the remainder of
the 21 that they didn\'t want.

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OK, but that is
the one that\'s in.

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Everything\'s OK.

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The end result is we got
a little bit of the 21

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left over that we can eat or--

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If somebody wants it,
you know, chow down.

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What are we doing?

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Uh, I think the employees
will just snarf on that.

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I can\'t.

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Well, whatever.

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Just put it down and-- As
long as everybody\'s smiling

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and laughing, that\'s all--

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I don\'t know.

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I don\'t know.

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I don\'t have anything
to do with it.

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So, that\'s just a
suggestion to you.

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OK.

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Because it looks bad to a
customer for the guy who

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cut the pizza to say, I don\'t
know what happened to it.

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Well, that\'s just a
suggestion to you.

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Mother, we operate best
without other influences.

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This lady came up while their
pizza-- people out there

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that I just mentioned
is still in the oven.

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So that lady took
the to go pizza.

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Because her pizza
was at that table.

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See what I\'m saying?

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And then their pizza
came out of the oven.

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Well, I\'d already given
the to go pizza away.

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And I\'d already given
their pizza away,

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so we were stuck
with their pizza.

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And no to go pizza.

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And no to go pizza.

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Well, so what we did was,
we gave them their pizza

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and took our pizza and
made a to go pizza.

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I can\'t understand.

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That\'s why the
whole thing\'s crazy.

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That was crazy.

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It\'s over.

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Yeah, go ahead.

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Got any question about anything
today, the kitchen or the--

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No sir.

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Think I got it all pretty good.

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OK, son.

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See you later.

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Okey, dokey.

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Howie, I\'m going
to be engineering.

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Well, for heaven\'s sake.

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I didn\'t know you
had that talent too.

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You know better than that.

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I don\'t know exactly
what I have here.

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I hear this in my mind.

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I\'m not sure, but I
think it\'ll be right.

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And with that [INAUDIBLE]

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OK, did I understand you
want to change your schedule?

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I did a little
skull work and I\'m

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afraid that over
that short a period,

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it\'s going to be hard
to advertise this thing.

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Because we\'ll have to
sell an awful lot of

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pizzas to make this work.

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I can do it six Tuesday,
six Wednesday, six Thursday.

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OK.

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We\'ve got family size
pizza, four salads,

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one pitcher of your favorite
beverage, any two ingredients.

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Right.

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We\'re ready.

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Go.

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Hi, this is your old fun buddy,
Howie Snyder out at Shakey\'s.

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The guys and gals from
WERK have been wondering

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when I was going to drop by.

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Well, I\'ve had work
on my mind quite a bit

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lately, all because of that
crazy newscaster, what\'s

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his name?

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Steve Hook.

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Yeah, that\'s it.

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So I\'m here to tell you what we
have going for you at Shakey\'s.

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Friday, Saturdays, and Sundays,
we have live entertainment.

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On Mondays and Tuesdays,
our all-you-can-eat special.

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And on Wednesdays, we
have special events.

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Thursdays is why I\'m here.

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We\'re starting with this
Thursday, the WERK special.

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Any family size pizza,
up two ingredients,

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four salads and your choice
of dressing and a pitcher

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of your favorite beverage,
all for only, now catch this,

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$9.90 plus tax.

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That\'s the WERK special.

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If it\'s a to go order,
we\'ll add, instead

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of the pitcher, a great
big bottle of soda pop.

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So come on out on Thursday.

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Save yourself up to $5.50.

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That\'s too good to be true.

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At Shakey\'s, 3601 Kilgore
Avenue, in Muncie.

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OK.

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I\'ll go with it.

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OK.

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We\'re set.

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Thank you very much.

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Well, thank you, Patty.

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I appreciate that.

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Have a good day.

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We\'ll see you, Howie.

00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:46.180 align:middle line:90%

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I\'ve often wondered
why we didn\'t get

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into something like hamburgers.

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The American public
seems, by and large,

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to be a beef-eating society.

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This is hamburger row.

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There is a McDonald\'s, A&W
Root Beer, Wendy\'s Hamburgers.

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Here\'s a Rax Roast Beef.

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I love roast beef sandwich.

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You\'ll have to
forgive me because I\'m

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gong to stop and get me
a roast beef sandwich.

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Welcome to Rax.

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Can I take your order, please?

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You sure can.

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I\'d like to have a small Rax
Roast Beef and a small Coke,

00:14:17.130 --> 00:14:17.630 align:middle line:90%
please.

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You want a small Rax
and a small Coke.

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Would you like any French
Fries with that today?

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No, sir.

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Just some horseradish sauce.

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OK, please drive up.

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Our first site was located
about a half mile back.

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But they wanted too much for it.

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And the lease was too
heavy to live with.

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So we ended up going out
in the low rent district.

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Here\'s something
that is really crazy.

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Right up the street here, I
don\'t know whether the lease

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expired or what, but they moved
the Burger King only about two

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city blocks and located it
right across from McDonald\'s.

00:14:44.896 --> 00:14:46.770 align:middle line:84%
Well, there\'s a Burger
Chef right next to it.

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Look at that.

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Burger King, Burger Chef,
McDonald\'s, all three of them

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within a rock\'s
distance of each other.

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Every time I drive this strip, I
wonder why we couldn\'t be here,

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but we couldn\'t
afford to be out here.

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It\'s that simple.

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I dare say if we were
located out here,

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we\'d probably do
$10,000 to $15,000

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more a month, which would be
a hell of an increase for us.

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But the if my aunt had
balls, she\'d be my uncle.

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We\'re stuck where
we are and we\'ll

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make the best of if, I guess.

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Please pick up pizza
order number five.

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Here, Krista, can you blow?

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(SINGING) Happy birthday to you.

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Happy birthday to you.

00:15:28.715 --> 00:15:34.028 align:middle line:90%
Happy birthday, dear Krista.

00:15:34.028 --> 00:15:37.892 align:middle line:90%
Happy birthday to you.

00:15:37.892 --> 00:15:40.500 align:middle line:90%

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Thank you for bringing your
parents to the Shakey\'s

00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:43.300 align:middle line:90%
to celebrate.

00:15:43.300 --> 00:15:47.140 align:middle line:90%

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A large.

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A large, manager\'s
choice, thin crust.

00:15:51.170 --> 00:15:55.625 align:middle line:90%

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Have we done it?

00:15:56.615 --> 00:15:57.605 align:middle line:90%
Have we done it?

00:15:57.605 --> 00:15:58.595 align:middle line:90%
Did we do it?

00:15:58.595 --> 00:16:02.080 align:middle line:90%
Did we did it?

00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:02.660 align:middle line:90%
Unbelievable.

00:16:02.660 --> 00:16:04.368 align:middle line:84%
Three birthdays in
the midst of all that.

00:16:04.368 --> 00:16:07.150 align:middle line:90%

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Don\'t be afraid of it.

00:16:08.682 --> 00:16:10.990 align:middle line:84%
The only people
that I\'ve ever seen

00:16:10.990 --> 00:16:13.320 align:middle line:84%
have trouble rolling
skins are people are

00:16:13.320 --> 00:16:14.580 align:middle line:90%
afraid of what they\'re doing.

00:16:14.580 --> 00:16:17.325 align:middle line:90%
They\'re afraid of the dough.

00:16:17.325 --> 00:16:20.139 align:middle line:90%
Seems tough.

00:16:20.139 --> 00:16:21.550 align:middle line:90%
Now, wait a minute.

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One thing that will help you
is, you went to fast speed.

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You went down two notches.

00:16:25.946 --> 00:16:31.860 align:middle line:90%

00:16:31.860 --> 00:16:32.610 align:middle line:90%
Get a feel for it.

00:16:32.610 --> 00:16:34.044 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t be afraid of it.

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Doing well.

00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:37.015 align:middle line:84%
It sure is getting
longer, isn\'t it?

00:16:37.015 --> 00:16:39.060 align:middle line:90%
It is getting very long.

00:16:39.060 --> 00:16:40.190 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t be afraid of it.

00:16:40.190 --> 00:16:41.190 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t panic.

00:16:41.190 --> 00:16:43.190 align:middle line:90%
OK, now, please observe.

00:16:43.190 --> 00:16:46.190 align:middle line:90%

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You can do marvelous with
those, absolutely marvelous.

00:16:49.050 --> 00:16:50.774 align:middle line:84%
You\'ll get a feel
for it, you can do it

00:16:50.774 --> 00:16:51.690 align:middle line:90%
with your eyes closed.

00:16:51.690 --> 00:16:52.760 align:middle line:84%
Don\'t, because you
might get your fingers

00:16:52.760 --> 00:16:53.840 align:middle line:90%
caught, but you could.

00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:55.715 align:middle line:84%
You could almost do it
with your eyes closed.

00:16:55.715 --> 00:16:57.590 align:middle line:84%
You\'ll just feel
the proper tension.

00:16:57.590 --> 00:16:58.495 align:middle line:84%
The way you\'re
going to really know

00:16:58.495 --> 00:16:59.716 align:middle line:84%
is when you see
the final product.

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OK?

00:17:00.122 --> 00:17:01.913 align:middle line:84%
I just want you to get
a feel for the helm.

00:17:01.913 --> 00:17:04.716 align:middle line:90%

00:17:04.716 --> 00:17:05.216 align:middle line:90%
OK.

00:17:05.216 --> 00:17:06.208 align:middle line:90%
Got the idea?

00:17:06.208 --> 00:17:07.696 align:middle line:90%
Uh, huh.

00:17:07.696 --> 00:17:10.176 align:middle line:84%
Having done that, let\'s see
what you can do with it.

00:17:10.176 --> 00:17:14.752 align:middle line:90%

00:17:14.752 --> 00:17:16.460 align:middle line:84%
You\'re learning more
quickly than anybody

00:17:16.460 --> 00:17:17.981 align:middle line:90%
I\'ve ever taught those skills.

00:17:17.981 --> 00:17:18.480 align:middle line:90%
[WHISTLES]

00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:20.312 align:middle line:90%
Well, I had a good teacher.

00:17:20.312 --> 00:17:24.530 align:middle line:84%
OK, ladies and gentlemen, I want
to have your attention, please.

00:17:24.530 --> 00:17:25.280 align:middle line:90%
Does it look good?

00:17:25.280 --> 00:17:27.810 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

00:17:27.810 --> 00:17:29.700 align:middle line:84%
Hey, we got a birthday
club here at Shakey\'s.

00:17:29.700 --> 00:17:31.033 align:middle line:90%
It is for children 12 and under.

00:17:31.033 --> 00:17:33.880 align:middle line:84%
Now, which one of
you is Stacy McCloud?

00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:35.490 align:middle line:90%
OK, this young lady right here.

00:17:35.490 --> 00:17:36.580 align:middle line:90%
Redhead, no less.

00:17:36.580 --> 00:17:38.332 align:middle line:90%
This is Stacy McCloud.

00:17:38.332 --> 00:17:41.592 align:middle line:84%
Hey, there\'s your pic
with the candle on it.

00:17:41.592 --> 00:17:44.990 align:middle line:84%
She\'s now 12, so she has
officially become an adult

00:17:44.990 --> 00:17:45.630 align:middle line:90%
at Shakey\'s.

00:17:45.630 --> 00:17:47.135 align:middle line:84%
A real bona fide
birthday because there\'s

00:17:47.135 --> 00:17:47.968 align:middle line:90%
a candle on her pie.

00:17:47.968 --> 00:17:49.530 align:middle line:90%
There\'s a big balloon, dear.

00:17:49.530 --> 00:17:50.790 align:middle line:84%
For everybody else,
well, here they come.

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Watch out for your Pepsi\'s.

00:17:51.760 --> 00:17:53.130 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t like to put four
in, boom, boom, boom,

00:17:53.130 --> 00:17:53.920 align:middle line:90%
boom, four on one.

00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:54.420 align:middle line:90%
Why?

00:17:54.420 --> 00:17:56.711 align:middle line:84%
Because four are going to
have to come out all at once.

00:17:56.711 --> 00:17:57.430 align:middle line:90%
OK.

00:17:57.430 --> 00:18:03.677 align:middle line:84%
A good system to follow
is one up, two in,

00:18:03.677 --> 00:18:04.760 align:middle line:90%
or two down, I should say.

00:18:04.760 --> 00:18:05.718 align:middle line:90%
Two down in the warmer.

00:18:05.718 --> 00:18:06.660 align:middle line:90%
And two in.

00:18:06.660 --> 00:18:07.830 align:middle line:90%
Or any combination.

00:18:07.830 --> 00:18:11.540 align:middle line:84%
Example, you have none
down and you have one up

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and you\'re busy, you
should have four in.

00:18:14.600 --> 00:18:17.182 align:middle line:84%
Make a wish and blow
out your candle.

00:18:17.182 --> 00:18:19.502 align:middle line:90%
There you go.

00:18:19.502 --> 00:18:22.931 align:middle line:84%
So everything seems to be going
all right out here, right?

00:18:22.931 --> 00:18:24.194 align:middle line:90%
Now, Hank, you drive.

00:18:24.194 --> 00:18:25.860 align:middle line:84%
Because you know that
there\'s pizzas in,

00:18:25.860 --> 00:18:26.350 align:middle line:90%
they\'re going to be ready.

00:18:26.350 --> 00:18:28.350 align:middle line:84%
And if she gets real
busy, she may forget.

00:18:28.350 --> 00:18:29.820 align:middle line:84%
She doesn\'t usually,
but she might.

00:18:29.820 --> 00:18:32.780 align:middle line:90%
OK?

00:18:32.780 --> 00:18:34.962 align:middle line:84%
And then I always say,
you doing OK, hon?

00:18:34.962 --> 00:18:37.270 align:middle line:84%
Daddy, does this one
have extra mushrooms?

00:18:37.270 --> 00:18:39.520 align:middle line:90%
Extra one and extra seven.

00:18:39.520 --> 00:18:42.970 align:middle line:90%
Somebody, I got a pizza ready.

00:18:42.970 --> 00:18:45.390 align:middle line:90%
The door won\'t open.

00:18:45.390 --> 00:18:48.785 align:middle line:84%
Try and straighten
it up the left side.

00:18:48.785 --> 00:18:50.725 align:middle line:90%
Oh, there\'s a pizza here.

00:18:50.725 --> 00:18:53.412 align:middle line:90%

00:18:53.412 --> 00:18:54.120 align:middle line:90%
It\'s getting hot.

00:18:54.120 --> 00:18:57.520 align:middle line:90%

00:18:57.520 --> 00:18:59.142 align:middle line:84%
Tell you what,
let\'s change gloves.

00:18:59.142 --> 00:18:59.642 align:middle line:90%
Huh?

00:18:59.642 --> 00:19:00.490 align:middle line:90%
Change gloves.

00:19:00.490 --> 00:19:01.781 align:middle line:90%
There\'s no way of getting that.

00:19:01.781 --> 00:19:03.520 align:middle line:84%
Pull it-- pull it
away from the--

00:19:03.520 --> 00:19:04.610 align:middle line:90%
Pull out, right?

00:19:04.610 --> 00:19:07.490 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, pull the spring this way.

00:19:07.490 --> 00:19:09.060 align:middle line:84%
Now, why didn\'t
we think of that?

00:19:09.060 --> 00:19:10.580 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t know but
it\'s so obvious,

00:19:10.580 --> 00:19:12.504 align:middle line:84%
I\'m mad I didn\'t
think of it before.

00:19:12.504 --> 00:19:16.929 align:middle line:90%

00:19:16.929 --> 00:19:18.970 align:middle line:84%
We got lot of pizzas down
below for the families.

00:19:18.970 --> 00:19:20.640 align:middle line:84%
I guess you know
that, don\'t you?

00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:22.890 align:middle line:84%
We\'ve even got threes
and twos made down there.

00:19:22.890 --> 00:19:25.140 align:middle line:84%
For some reason, everybody
develops their own rhythms.

00:19:25.140 --> 00:19:27.056 align:middle line:84%
You get a feel for when
to go to the register,

00:19:27.056 --> 00:19:28.056 align:middle line:90%
when to go to the ovens.

00:19:28.056 --> 00:19:29.472 align:middle line:84%
Sometimes you\'ll
end up switching.

00:19:29.472 --> 00:19:31.836 align:middle line:84%
She\'ll be doing this, you\'ll
be doing that because it\'ll

00:19:31.836 --> 00:19:33.084 align:middle line:90%
be the flow of the business.

00:19:33.084 --> 00:19:51.547 align:middle line:90%

00:19:51.547 --> 00:19:53.044 align:middle line:90%
What\'s happening, Mom?

00:19:53.044 --> 00:19:54.541 align:middle line:90%
OK.

00:19:54.541 --> 00:19:57.036 align:middle line:84%
Uh,oh, we\'re having
a wild time here.

00:19:57.036 --> 00:20:11.007 align:middle line:90%

00:20:11.007 --> 00:20:11.507 align:middle line:90%
Meow.

00:20:11.507 --> 00:20:14.500 align:middle line:90%

00:20:14.500 --> 00:20:15.000 align:middle line:90%
Meow.

00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.492 align:middle line:90%

00:20:18.492 --> 00:20:18.992 align:middle line:90%
Meow.

00:20:18.992 --> 00:20:23.080 align:middle line:90%

00:20:23.080 --> 00:20:25.200 align:middle line:90%
How are your skins turning out?

00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:27.020 align:middle line:84%
Well, I\'ve only got
the change to roll them

00:20:27.020 --> 00:20:28.280 align:middle line:84%
once because he want to
watch me do it and make sure

00:20:28.280 --> 00:20:29.414 align:middle line:90%
that I know what I\'m doing.

00:20:29.414 --> 00:20:29.913 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

00:20:29.913 --> 00:20:33.915 align:middle line:84%
But I came in and I
did buck the lunch

00:20:33.915 --> 00:20:36.830 align:middle line:84%
and learned how to
spice the sausage.

00:20:36.830 --> 00:20:40.290 align:middle line:90%
Or, yeah, spice the sausage.

00:20:40.290 --> 00:20:41.430 align:middle line:90%
That\'s a big time.

00:20:41.430 --> 00:20:45.840 align:middle line:90%

00:20:45.840 --> 00:20:47.810 align:middle line:90%
Thank you, thank you.

00:20:47.810 --> 00:20:49.070 align:middle line:90%
People give me hats.

00:20:49.070 --> 00:20:50.446 align:middle line:90%
And they gave me this one.

00:20:50.446 --> 00:20:51.820 align:middle line:84%
And that\'s the
only versatile hat

00:20:51.820 --> 00:20:58.300 align:middle line:84%
I have because you punch a hole,
if you punch it out like that

00:20:58.300 --> 00:21:01.860 align:middle line:84%
and turn the flaps down, and
you\'ve got a mountain hat.

00:21:01.860 --> 00:21:05.145 align:middle line:84%
And as you can sing \"Good Old
Mountain Dew\" and \"Coming Round

00:21:05.145 --> 00:21:06.690 align:middle line:90%
the Mountain\" and all, right?

00:21:06.690 --> 00:21:07.430 align:middle line:90%
\"Y\'all Come.\"

00:21:07.430 --> 00:21:08.540 align:middle line:90%
\"Y\'all Come.\"

00:21:08.540 --> 00:21:09.260 align:middle line:90%
All them songs.

00:21:09.260 --> 00:21:11.480 align:middle line:84%
But then you take
it from the brim up,

00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:13.140 align:middle line:84%
and you put a crease
in the middle,

00:21:13.140 --> 00:21:15.480 align:middle line:84%
and you\'ve got a
Bugsy Malone hat.

00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:17.940 align:middle line:84%
And that goes back to the days
of songs like \"Bill Bailey,

00:21:17.940 --> 00:21:20.315 align:middle line:84%
Won\'t You Please Come Home,\"
Number 14 on the song sheet.

00:21:20.315 --> 00:21:22.086 align:middle line:90%
Here we go.

00:21:22.086 --> 00:21:24.078 align:middle line:84%
(SINGING)Won\'t you
come home, Bill Bailey.

00:21:24.078 --> 00:21:25.572 align:middle line:90%
Won\'t you come home?

00:21:25.572 --> 00:21:29.058 align:middle line:90%
She cried the whole night long.

00:21:29.058 --> 00:21:31.548 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll do the cooking, honey.

00:21:31.548 --> 00:21:33.540 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll pay the rent.

00:21:33.540 --> 00:21:37.026 align:middle line:90%
I know I don\'t you wrong.

00:21:37.026 --> 00:21:42.006 align:middle line:84%
Remember that rainy
evening I put you out

00:21:42.006 --> 00:21:44.994 align:middle line:84%
with nothing but a
fine-toothed comb.

00:21:44.994 --> 00:21:48.978 align:middle line:84%
I know I\'m to blame,
Ain\'t that a shame.

00:21:48.978 --> 00:21:51.966 align:middle line:84%
Bill Bailey, won\'t
you please come home?

00:21:51.966 --> 00:22:21.348 align:middle line:90%

00:22:21.348 --> 00:22:25.332 align:middle line:84%
Oh, won\'t you come home Bill
Bailey, won\'t you come on home.

00:22:25.332 --> 00:22:28.818 align:middle line:90%
She cried that whole night long.

00:22:28.818 --> 00:22:32.802 align:middle line:84%
We\'ll have Shakey\'s pizza,
honey, I\'ll pay the rent.

00:22:32.802 --> 00:22:35.790 align:middle line:90%
I know I done you wrong.

00:22:35.790 --> 00:22:39.276 align:middle line:84%
Remember that rainy
evening I put you out,

00:22:39.276 --> 00:22:42.762 align:middle line:84%
with nothing but a
fine-toothed comb.

00:22:42.762 --> 00:22:44.754 align:middle line:90%
I know that I\'m to blame.

00:22:44.754 --> 00:22:46.746 align:middle line:90%
Ain\'t that a shame.

00:22:46.746 --> 00:22:49.734 align:middle line:84%
Bill Bailey, won\'t
you please come home?

00:22:49.734 --> 00:22:52.722 align:middle line:84%
Bill Bailey, won\'t
you please come home?

00:22:52.722 --> 00:22:59.046 align:middle line:90%

00:22:59.046 --> 00:23:00.712 align:middle line:84%
Thank you for being
with us and Margie\'s

00:23:00.712 --> 00:23:03.080 align:middle line:84%
going to do a little
good night music here

00:23:03.080 --> 00:23:04.750 align:middle line:84%
while we sort of
wind things down.

00:23:04.750 --> 00:23:22.906 align:middle line:90%

00:23:22.906 --> 00:23:24.530 align:middle line:84%
Well, good night,
ladies and gentlemen.

00:23:24.530 --> 00:23:26.978 align:middle line:90%
Thank you for coming by.

00:23:26.978 --> 00:23:27.962 align:middle line:90%
See you, Howie.

00:23:27.962 --> 00:23:52.080 align:middle line:90%

00:23:52.080 --> 00:23:53.580 align:middle line:90%
Good night, Les, Lloyd.

00:23:53.580 --> 00:23:55.537 align:middle line:84%
Mama, have pleasant
dreams and a nice evening

00:23:55.537 --> 00:23:56.620 align:middle line:90%
and I\'ll see you tomorrow.

00:23:56.620 --> 00:23:58.640 align:middle line:90%
See you tomorrow afternoon.

00:23:58.640 --> 00:23:59.390 align:middle line:90%
Good night, Papa.

00:23:59.390 --> 00:23:59.890 align:middle line:90%
Night.

00:23:59.890 --> 00:24:14.330 align:middle line:90%

00:24:14.330 --> 00:24:16.080 align:middle line:90%
Are you done with the bar?

00:24:16.080 --> 00:24:18.290 align:middle line:84%
No, I\'ve got to
wipe down the bar.

00:24:18.290 --> 00:24:19.035 align:middle line:90%
Mary Jo?

00:24:19.035 --> 00:24:21.750 align:middle line:84%
Put those quarters in
the juke box, would you?

00:24:21.750 --> 00:24:23.563 align:middle line:90%
Play some music.

00:24:23.563 --> 00:24:25.620 align:middle line:90%
Get the edge off this silence.

00:24:25.620 --> 00:24:29.054 align:middle line:90%

00:24:29.054 --> 00:24:29.595 align:middle line:90%
Play, please.

00:24:29.595 --> 00:24:43.342 align:middle line:90%

00:24:43.342 --> 00:24:44.800 align:middle line:84%
[MUSIC PABLO CRUISE, \"FAMILY
MAN\"]

00:24:44.800 --> 00:25:55.890 align:middle line:90%

00:25:55.890 --> 00:25:58.560 align:middle line:90%
Wife and eight kids.

00:25:58.560 --> 00:25:59.610 align:middle line:90%
Wife and eight kids?

00:25:59.610 --> 00:26:01.860 align:middle line:90%
And a couple of cars.

00:26:01.860 --> 00:26:05.900 align:middle line:84%
And 14 second
mortgages on his home.

00:26:05.900 --> 00:26:06.780 align:middle line:90%
That is a lot.

00:26:06.780 --> 00:26:09.360 align:middle line:90%
That\'s right.

00:26:09.360 --> 00:26:10.360 align:middle line:90%
One telephone.

00:26:10.360 --> 00:26:14.360 align:middle line:90%

00:26:14.360 --> 00:26:17.360 align:middle line:90%
Les.

00:26:17.360 --> 00:26:18.005 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, right.

00:26:18.005 --> 00:26:20.258 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll be out there in a minute.

00:26:20.258 --> 00:26:27.160 align:middle line:90%

00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:29.810 align:middle line:84%
Speaking of which, Lloyd,
you can do all the bitching

00:26:29.810 --> 00:26:32.790 align:middle line:84%
you want about who
works, how much,

00:26:32.790 --> 00:26:37.318 align:middle line:84%
but the person who does the most
of other people\'s work is Ev.

00:26:37.318 --> 00:26:38.262 align:middle line:90%
I know.

00:26:38.262 --> 00:26:39.206 align:middle line:90%
You know that.

00:26:39.206 --> 00:26:42.038 align:middle line:90%
I mean--

00:26:42.038 --> 00:26:44.460 align:middle line:90%
That song fits him perfectly.

00:26:44.460 --> 00:26:47.680 align:middle line:84%
If you think about it, the
thing about the holiday.

00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:50.130 align:middle line:84%
And the way he gets when he
had only a couple of drinks.

00:26:50.130 --> 00:26:52.310 align:middle line:84%
Tired of the same
routine, all that.

00:26:52.310 --> 00:26:54.029 align:middle line:90%
It fits him perfect.

00:26:54.029 --> 00:26:55.820 align:middle line:84%
I think he\'d enjoy it
if he listened to it.

00:26:55.820 --> 00:26:59.320 align:middle line:84%
But I just don\'t have the
guts to play it for him.

00:26:59.320 --> 00:27:01.898 align:middle line:84%
I just don\'t have the
guts to play it for him.

00:27:01.898 --> 00:27:03.856 align:middle line:84%
Would you be able to sit
down say, Dad, I want\'

00:27:03.856 --> 00:27:05.860 align:middle line:84%
you to listen to this song and
tell me what you think of it?

00:27:05.860 --> 00:27:07.736 align:middle line:84%
OK, you know what the problem
is, what would his reaction be?

00:27:07.736 --> 00:27:10.420 align:middle line:84%
Would he look at you and
go, that\'s a very nice song.

00:27:10.420 --> 00:27:10.920 align:middle line:90%
Or is he--

00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:13.980 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t think he would see
it as a sign of himself.

00:27:13.980 --> 00:27:17.150 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t think he would.

00:27:17.150 --> 00:27:18.500 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t know what he\'d say.

00:27:18.500 --> 00:27:20.210 align:middle line:90%
He\'d say, well, thank you.

00:27:20.210 --> 00:27:21.075 align:middle line:90%
That\'s very nice.

00:27:21.075 --> 00:27:21.950 align:middle line:90%
Its a very nice song.

00:27:21.950 --> 00:27:24.116 align:middle line:84%
That\'s why I would have the
guts to play it for him.

00:27:24.116 --> 00:27:26.740 align:middle line:84%
I\'d be afraid, I\'d be afraid
to see what his reaction was.

00:27:26.740 --> 00:27:27.948 align:middle line:90%
You know what I think, Lloyd?

00:27:27.948 --> 00:27:30.500 align:middle line:84%
I think that song
is mostly for us.

00:27:30.500 --> 00:27:32.430 align:middle line:84%
Make us feel better
inside for Dad.

00:27:32.430 --> 00:27:34.290 align:middle line:84%
I bet the guy that wrote that
wrote that about his father,

00:27:34.290 --> 00:27:34.790 align:middle line:90%
though.

00:27:34.790 --> 00:27:38.230 align:middle line:84%
Well, wonder if maybe
previous generations made it

00:27:38.230 --> 00:27:41.070 align:middle line:84%
in this world because
they didn\'t get so damn

00:27:41.070 --> 00:27:43.620 align:middle line:84%
worried about everything
and they realized

00:27:43.620 --> 00:27:47.600 align:middle line:84%
they had a reason to exist
and farmer\'s sons became

00:27:47.600 --> 00:27:50.625 align:middle line:84%
farmers and servicemen\'s sons
became servicemen and everybody

00:27:50.625 --> 00:27:51.710 align:middle line:90%
just plodded along and--

00:27:51.710 --> 00:27:54.350 align:middle line:84%
Pizza maker\'s sons
became pizza makers.

00:27:54.350 --> 00:27:55.338 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, right?

00:27:55.338 --> 00:28:31.656 align:middle line:90%

00:28:31.656 --> 00:28:33.280 align:middle line:84%
--everything I\'d ever
worked for taken.

00:28:33.280 --> 00:28:35.970 align:middle line:84%
Because if he lets up
working the way he is now--

00:28:35.970 --> 00:28:36.469 align:middle line:90%
Bankrupt.

00:28:36.469 --> 00:28:37.510 align:middle line:90%
--this place\'ll go under.

00:28:37.510 --> 00:28:39.667 align:middle line:90%
He\'ll go under, bankrupt.

00:28:39.667 --> 00:28:41.500 align:middle line:84%
Now, you hear this,
it\'s a common situation.

00:28:41.500 --> 00:28:43.476 align:middle line:90%
You know, that\'s the way it is.

00:28:43.476 --> 00:28:47.930 align:middle line:84%
That\'s just what you
have to do though.

00:28:47.930 --> 00:28:49.074 align:middle line:90%
Put me two games on.

00:28:49.074 --> 00:28:54.820 align:middle line:90%

00:28:54.820 --> 00:28:56.820 align:middle line:84%
That\'s what he said, he\'s
doing the best he can.

00:28:56.820 --> 00:28:59.210 align:middle line:84%
That\'s even better
than he\'s a family man.

00:28:59.210 --> 00:29:02.500 align:middle line:84%
He\'s probably doing
the best he can.

00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:06.460 align:middle line:90%
And oh, Lloyd, man, you\'re good.

00:29:06.460 --> 00:29:06.960 align:middle line:90%
1:35.

00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:08.410 align:middle line:90%
Les, we got to get out of here.

00:29:08.410 --> 00:29:09.470 align:middle line:90%
Bam, bam, bam.

00:29:09.470 --> 00:29:10.140 align:middle line:90%
I know it.

00:29:10.140 --> 00:29:10.650 align:middle line:90%
Now.

00:29:10.650 --> 00:29:11.200 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, I know.

00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:11.890 align:middle line:90%
Ten minutes.

00:29:11.890 --> 00:29:12.550 align:middle line:90%
Five minutes.

00:29:12.550 --> 00:29:13.100 align:middle line:90%
Ten minutes.

00:29:13.100 --> 00:29:13.440 align:middle line:90%
Let\'s get out of here.

00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:13.740 align:middle line:90%
Ten minutes.

00:29:13.740 --> 00:29:14.240 align:middle line:90%
I\'m ready.

00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:24.990 align:middle line:90%

00:29:24.990 --> 00:29:26.820 align:middle line:90%
Studying the menus?

00:29:26.820 --> 00:29:28.320 align:middle line:84%
I\'m just looking
at the whole thing.

00:29:28.320 --> 00:29:29.528 align:middle line:90%
But I\'m just mainly relaxing.

00:29:29.528 --> 00:29:32.100 align:middle line:90%

00:29:32.100 --> 00:29:34.030 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

00:29:34.030 --> 00:29:37.130 align:middle line:84%
Who made that hand
dipped milkshake sign?

00:29:37.130 --> 00:29:39.460 align:middle line:90%
Was that you?

00:29:39.460 --> 00:29:42.150 align:middle line:84%
I appreciate that,
hand dipped shit.

00:29:42.150 --> 00:29:43.460 align:middle line:90%
Hand dipped milkshake.

00:29:43.460 --> 00:29:47.570 align:middle line:84%
You know, that\'s real
good thinking, Dad.

00:29:47.570 --> 00:29:49.800 align:middle line:90%
Hand dipped milkshake.

00:29:49.800 --> 00:29:52.701 align:middle line:90%
How else do you think we do it?

00:29:52.701 --> 00:29:53.510 align:middle line:90%
With our toes.

00:29:53.510 --> 00:29:55.170 align:middle line:84%
We grab the scoop with
our feet and dig in there

00:29:55.170 --> 00:29:56.086 align:middle line:90%
and get the ice cream.

00:29:56.086 --> 00:29:59.680 align:middle line:84%
And say, yes, folks, this
is a foot dipped milkshake.

00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:00.180 align:middle line:90%
God.

00:30:00.180 --> 00:30:01.600 align:middle line:90%
Hand dipped milkshake.

00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:02.540 align:middle line:90%
That\'s bright.

00:30:02.540 --> 00:30:03.869 align:middle line:90%
That\'s bright.

00:30:03.869 --> 00:30:05.160 align:middle line:90%
No, I just don\'t understand it.

00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:09.640 align:middle line:84%
Dad told me that he likes
it all patch work like that.

00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:11.142 align:middle line:84%
He says it gives
it class, you know?

00:30:11.142 --> 00:30:12.600 align:middle line:84%
A certain kind of
informal balance.

00:30:12.600 --> 00:30:14.310 align:middle line:90%
I said, sure.

00:30:14.310 --> 00:30:15.050 align:middle line:90%
Let\'s get it.

00:30:15.050 --> 00:30:15.966 align:middle line:90%
Let\'s get out of here.

00:30:15.966 --> 00:30:16.564 align:middle line:90%
Please.

00:30:16.564 --> 00:30:17.855 align:middle line:90%
You guys did good work tonight.

00:30:17.855 --> 00:30:22.942 align:middle line:90%

00:30:22.942 --> 00:30:23.830 align:middle line:90%
I want to go home.

00:30:23.830 --> 00:30:26.720 align:middle line:90%
Man, I am dead tired.

00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:28.220 align:middle line:90%
Hard day\'s work.

00:30:28.220 --> 00:30:29.720 align:middle line:90%
Oh, poor baby.

00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:34.720 align:middle line:90%

00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:38.220 align:middle line:90%
(SINGING) Happy birthday to you.

00:30:38.220 --> 00:30:45.720 align:middle line:90%

00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:48.340 align:middle line:84%
Hey, ladies and gentlemen,
a little earlier,

00:30:48.340 --> 00:30:51.580 align:middle line:84%
I was trying to determine if we
had anything romantic going on

00:30:51.580 --> 00:30:52.810 align:middle line:90%
in the parlor this evening.

00:30:52.810 --> 00:30:55.510 align:middle line:84%
Let me ask a different question
because the first one didn\'t

00:30:55.510 --> 00:30:56.790 align:middle line:90%
get any response.

00:30:56.790 --> 00:31:00.750 align:middle line:84%
How many of you came here
tonight with a loved one?

00:31:00.750 --> 00:31:02.950 align:middle line:84%
How many of you
came here tonight

00:31:02.950 --> 00:31:04.380 align:middle line:90%
with a husband or a wife?

00:31:04.380 --> 00:31:06.960 align:middle line:90%

00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:10.360 align:middle line:84%
What I\'m trying to get you
to do is to go to number 12

00:31:10.360 --> 00:31:11.690 align:middle line:90%
on the song sheet.

00:31:11.690 --> 00:31:13.732 align:middle line:84%
We like to think of it as
the Shakey\'s love song.

00:31:13.732 --> 00:31:15.815 align:middle line:84%
If you didn\'t come with
somebody who turns you on,

00:31:15.815 --> 00:31:17.771 align:middle line:84%
look around find
somebody who does.

00:31:17.771 --> 00:31:19.520 align:middle line:84%
Look into their eyeballs
and sing with us,

00:31:19.520 --> 00:31:25.240 align:middle line:90%
\"Let Me Call You Sweetheart.\"

00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:27.452 align:middle line:84%
You know anything
at all about her?

00:31:27.452 --> 00:31:28.304 align:middle line:90%
She\'s 19.

00:31:28.304 --> 00:31:30.720 align:middle line:84%
Graduated from high school and
she\'s got long blonde hair.

00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:31.690 align:middle line:90%
That\'s all I know.

00:31:31.690 --> 00:31:33.808 align:middle line:90%
And she\'s about this wide, huh?

00:31:33.808 --> 00:31:37.060 align:middle line:90%

00:31:37.060 --> 00:31:37.890 align:middle line:90%
Good luck.

00:31:37.890 --> 00:31:40.130 align:middle line:84%
I guess I got it made,
Mama\'s wishing me good luck.

00:31:40.130 --> 00:31:41.360 align:middle line:90%
Boys, be mellow.

00:31:41.360 --> 00:31:43.184 align:middle line:84%
I will be by the
time she gets there.

00:31:43.184 --> 00:31:46.088 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t be too [? low. ?]

00:31:46.088 --> 00:31:49.654 align:middle line:90%
How did it go?

00:31:49.654 --> 00:31:51.320 align:middle line:84%
I\'ll probably be
coming back in with her

00:31:51.320 --> 00:31:53.010 align:middle line:90%
and introduce you guys.

00:31:53.010 --> 00:31:54.814 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, I\'m leaving now.

00:31:54.814 --> 00:31:56.282 align:middle line:90%
Well you have a good time.

00:31:56.282 --> 00:31:56.782 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

00:31:56.782 --> 00:31:57.758 align:middle line:90%
You want some advice?

00:31:57.758 --> 00:31:58.258 align:middle line:90%
No.

00:31:58.258 --> 00:31:59.734 align:middle line:90%
I hope it all goes wrong.

00:31:59.734 --> 00:32:02.186 align:middle line:84%
I hope you sneeze
all over her pants.

00:32:02.186 --> 00:32:02.686 align:middle line:90%
No.

00:32:02.686 --> 00:32:05.146 align:middle line:84%
I hope your hair starts
falling out in the pizza.

00:32:05.146 --> 00:32:06.622 align:middle line:90%
I hope you step on her feet.

00:32:06.622 --> 00:32:18.922 align:middle line:90%

00:32:18.922 --> 00:32:20.440 align:middle line:90%
Well, thank you very much.

00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:23.420 align:middle line:84%
Lisa, I\'m not trying to
call you on your bad habits,

00:32:23.420 --> 00:32:26.190 align:middle line:84%
but he wants a girlfriend,
somebody to date.

00:32:26.190 --> 00:32:28.680 align:middle line:84%
Everybody else has a mate, to
go around and have fun with,

00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:29.110 align:middle line:90%
go to movies.

00:32:29.110 --> 00:32:29.610 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t.

00:32:29.610 --> 00:32:30.810 align:middle line:90%
Not everyone.

00:32:30.810 --> 00:32:31.310 align:middle line:90%
Well.

00:32:31.310 --> 00:32:33.420 align:middle line:90%
Who said I don\'t?

00:32:33.420 --> 00:32:36.200 align:middle line:84%
Larry said I don\'t and
Lisa said not everyone.

00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:36.970 align:middle line:90%
Larry.

00:32:36.970 --> 00:32:38.555 align:middle line:84%
The Shakey\'s lonely
hearts club here.

00:32:38.555 --> 00:32:40.055 align:middle line:84%
Not one of those
funny boys are you?

00:32:40.055 --> 00:32:41.330 align:middle line:90%
No, Mother.

00:32:41.330 --> 00:32:42.244 align:middle line:90%
No way.

00:32:42.244 --> 00:32:44.140 align:middle line:90%
I\'m not a funny girl either.

00:32:44.140 --> 00:32:44.730 align:middle line:90%
Go ahead.

00:32:44.730 --> 00:32:47.810 align:middle line:84%
No, I\'m not trying to teach him
how to get the goods on a date,

00:32:47.810 --> 00:32:49.530 align:middle line:90%
I\'m just-- I\'m not.

00:32:49.530 --> 00:32:51.520 align:middle line:84%
He just wants to have
somebody and I say, well,

00:32:51.520 --> 00:32:55.050 align:middle line:84%
look just be yourself
and smile and be nice.

00:32:55.050 --> 00:32:58.590 align:middle line:84%
Anybody celebrating any
wedding anniversaries?

00:32:58.590 --> 00:33:00.380 align:middle line:90%
Marriage announcements?

00:33:00.380 --> 00:33:01.620 align:middle line:90%
Pinning?

00:33:01.620 --> 00:33:03.480 align:middle line:90%
Going steady?

00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:06.916 align:middle line:84%
Starting relationship of
meaningful significance?

00:33:06.916 --> 00:33:09.170 align:middle line:84%
Most unusual in
this large a crowd.

00:33:09.170 --> 00:33:11.360 align:middle line:84%
Anyhow, we have
song sheets for you

00:33:11.360 --> 00:33:14.988 align:middle line:84%
at the bar if you are
in the mood to sing.

00:33:14.988 --> 00:33:17.730 align:middle line:84%
Oh, he\'s talked
about that one girl.

00:33:17.730 --> 00:33:19.296 align:middle line:90%
Well, she was sick.

00:33:19.296 --> 00:33:21.254 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t know even know
why you put up with her.

00:33:21.254 --> 00:33:23.664 align:middle line:90%
I was interested.

00:33:23.664 --> 00:33:24.628 align:middle line:90%
You know why?

00:33:24.628 --> 00:33:27.040 align:middle line:90%
She was a mysterious woman.

00:33:27.040 --> 00:33:28.220 align:middle line:90%
All those weird phone calls.

00:33:28.220 --> 00:33:31.870 align:middle line:84%
Yeah, and you had no idea what
she looked like or anything.

00:33:31.870 --> 00:33:35.622 align:middle line:84%
Hey also, by the way,
you don\'t have to ask,

00:33:35.622 --> 00:33:37.969 align:middle line:84%
you just have to stand
around and get asked.

00:33:37.969 --> 00:33:39.010 align:middle line:90%
There\'s a big difference.

00:33:39.010 --> 00:33:41.672 align:middle line:84%
The guys got to go, shall
I put my arm around her?

00:33:41.672 --> 00:33:43.560 align:middle line:90%
Shall I kiss her?

00:33:43.560 --> 00:33:45.280 align:middle line:84%
Shall I lean on
her a little bit?

00:33:45.280 --> 00:33:47.170 align:middle line:84%
When I laugh, shall I
slap her leg, you know?

00:33:47.170 --> 00:33:49.460 align:middle line:90%
Will she like me?

00:33:49.460 --> 00:33:52.525 align:middle line:90%
A girl just has to go,

00:33:52.525 --> 00:33:54.389 align:middle line:84%
(SINGING) Cross my
heart and I hope to die,

00:33:54.389 --> 00:33:56.389 align:middle line:84%
I\'ll never, never, never
tell another white lie.

00:33:56.389 --> 00:34:01.161 align:middle line:84%
Well, I\'ll tell
another white lie.

00:34:01.161 --> 00:34:02.160 align:middle line:90%
It wasn\'t really a date.

00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:03.370 align:middle line:90%
And we just talked.

00:34:03.370 --> 00:34:07.751 align:middle line:84%
I mean, we got out of the
car and we just sat there.

00:34:07.751 --> 00:34:08.500 align:middle line:90%
He just sat there?

00:34:08.500 --> 00:34:10.875 align:middle line:84%
Yeah, we sat down and he didn\'t
start the car or anything

00:34:10.875 --> 00:34:13.570 align:middle line:84%
and then he put his
hand on my shoulders.

00:34:13.570 --> 00:34:14.195 align:middle line:90%
Just sat there.

00:34:14.195 --> 00:34:15.760 align:middle line:90%
And I felt really stupid.

00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:17.456 align:middle line:90%
You know?

00:34:17.456 --> 00:34:20.084 align:middle line:84%
I wasn\'t going to lean
over and kiss him.

00:34:20.084 --> 00:34:23.069 align:middle line:84%
I know maybe these
days, I should.

00:34:23.069 --> 00:34:23.610 align:middle line:90%
[PHONE RINGS]

00:34:23.610 --> 00:34:24.610 align:middle line:90%
Hello.

00:34:24.610 --> 00:34:25.744 align:middle line:90%
What\'s happening, Lloyd?

00:34:25.744 --> 00:34:28.420 align:middle line:90%

00:34:28.420 --> 00:34:29.830 align:middle line:90%
But she makes her own clothes.

00:34:29.830 --> 00:34:32.949 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

00:34:32.949 --> 00:34:36.280 align:middle line:84%
That\'s probably not a
little weight problem.

00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:39.046 align:middle line:90%
Not many plumps that are nice.

00:34:39.046 --> 00:34:42.723 align:middle line:84%
But, Lloyd, lighten up,
your time will come.

00:34:42.723 --> 00:34:45.128 align:middle line:90%
She showed up?

00:34:45.128 --> 00:34:45.844 align:middle line:90%
How did she look?

00:34:45.844 --> 00:34:47.052 align:middle line:90%
She showed up after all that.

00:34:47.052 --> 00:34:48.014 align:middle line:90%
She looked fine.

00:34:48.014 --> 00:34:49.938 align:middle line:84%
Can I say something
to him real quick?

00:34:49.938 --> 00:34:53.305 align:middle line:90%
That\'s him.

00:34:53.305 --> 00:34:55.263 align:middle line:84%
Hey, we can\'t all
be tens, woman.

00:34:55.263 --> 00:34:56.429 align:middle line:90%
Let me say something to him.

00:34:56.429 --> 00:34:57.595 align:middle line:90%
Lisa wants to say something.

00:34:57.595 --> 00:35:00.310 align:middle line:90%

00:35:00.310 --> 00:35:03.210 align:middle line:84%
Lloyd, ignore any of
the advice Les gave you.

00:35:03.210 --> 00:35:06.720 align:middle line:84%
Do not pay attention
to a thing he said.

00:35:06.720 --> 00:35:07.990 align:middle line:90%
What?

00:35:07.990 --> 00:35:08.510 align:middle line:90%
She left?

00:35:08.510 --> 00:35:10.930 align:middle line:90%
You didn\'t tell me that.

00:35:10.930 --> 00:35:11.430 align:middle line:90%
Oh.

00:35:11.430 --> 00:35:15.890 align:middle line:90%

00:35:15.890 --> 00:35:19.316 align:middle line:84%
He said she\'s got a beautiful
face with long blonde hair

00:35:19.316 --> 00:35:21.158 align:middle line:90%
and about that big.

00:35:21.158 --> 00:35:21.658 align:middle line:90%
She was--

00:35:21.658 --> 00:35:24.510 align:middle line:90%
From the waist up.

00:35:24.510 --> 00:35:27.840 align:middle line:90%
Well, big deal.

00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:29.710 align:middle line:90%
You\'re not depressed?

00:35:29.710 --> 00:35:30.989 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t get drunk and pass out.

00:35:30.989 --> 00:35:33.280 align:middle line:84%
He would like to have a
girlfriend like everybody else.

00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:36.063 align:middle line:84%
But he\'s so mellow about his
family that it just amazes me.

00:35:36.063 --> 00:35:38.109 align:middle line:90%

00:35:38.109 --> 00:35:39.900 align:middle line:84%
Long as he doesn\'t have
the need, you know.

00:35:39.900 --> 00:35:42.016 align:middle line:84%
First song I ever wrote
was for the first girl

00:35:42.016 --> 00:35:43.694 align:middle line:90%
that ever broke up with me.

00:35:43.694 --> 00:35:44.610 align:middle line:90%
Had broke up with you?

00:35:44.610 --> 00:35:46.680 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

00:35:46.680 --> 00:35:47.897 align:middle line:90%
It was the stupidest song.

00:35:47.897 --> 00:35:53.710 align:middle line:84%
[LAUGHING] But I used to sit
at the piano and just cry.

00:35:53.710 --> 00:35:56.510 align:middle line:84%
You wrote your own song,
tear jerker for the girl

00:35:56.510 --> 00:35:57.211 align:middle line:90%
that you lost.

00:35:57.211 --> 00:35:59.079 align:middle line:90%
I still remember it.

00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:00.947 align:middle line:84%
Why don\'t you play
it on the piano?

00:36:00.947 --> 00:36:02.348 align:middle line:90%
I bet I could.

00:36:02.348 --> 00:36:09.462 align:middle line:84%
(SINGING) I never see enough of
you but you see too much of me.

00:36:09.462 --> 00:36:10.370 align:middle line:90%
Isn\'t it bad?

00:36:10.370 --> 00:36:12.810 align:middle line:84%
Was he as messy when you
were dating as he is now?

00:36:12.810 --> 00:36:13.780 align:middle line:90%
I think he was.

00:36:13.780 --> 00:36:15.371 align:middle line:84%
But I didn\'t notice
it, you know.

00:36:15.371 --> 00:36:17.120 align:middle line:84%
There are a lot of
things you don\'t notice

00:36:17.120 --> 00:36:18.650 align:middle line:90%
when you\'re dating somebody.

00:36:18.650 --> 00:36:20.950 align:middle line:84%
So, for that reason,
you kind of--

00:36:20.950 --> 00:36:23.120 align:middle line:90%
Might come in handy later.

00:36:23.120 --> 00:36:25.867 align:middle line:84%
If you could cure them
ahead of time or something.

00:36:25.867 --> 00:36:27.450 align:middle line:84%
Well, then do you
see why sometimes it

00:36:27.450 --> 00:36:29.400 align:middle line:84%
might be kind of useful
to live with someone?

00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:31.062 align:middle line:90%
I mean, not that I ever would.

00:36:31.062 --> 00:36:31.966 align:middle line:90%
But--

00:36:31.966 --> 00:36:32.649 align:middle line:90%
Go ahead.

00:36:32.649 --> 00:36:34.065 align:middle line:84%
My grandmother
would be horrified.

00:36:34.065 --> 00:36:35.420 align:middle line:90%
Keep on.

00:36:35.420 --> 00:36:37.340 align:middle line:84%
Son, I fell head
over heels in love

00:36:37.340 --> 00:36:39.530 align:middle line:84%
with every one of the
first six or seven or eight

00:36:39.530 --> 00:36:40.870 align:middle line:90%
girls I dated.

00:36:40.870 --> 00:36:44.556 align:middle line:84%
Everyone was a major
broken romance, you know?

00:36:44.556 --> 00:36:47.015 align:middle line:90%
When I came out of the seminary.

00:36:47.015 --> 00:36:48.160 align:middle line:90%
Then I met your mother.

00:36:48.160 --> 00:36:52.190 align:middle line:84%
For the first five days, we
didn\'t even like each other.

00:36:52.190 --> 00:36:53.250 align:middle line:90%
See we had a double date.

00:36:53.250 --> 00:36:54.310 align:middle line:84%
We weren\'t even
supposed-- I was supposed

00:36:54.310 --> 00:36:55.010 align:middle line:90%
to be with the other girl.

00:36:55.010 --> 00:36:56.150 align:middle line:84%
And she was supposed to
be with the other guy.

00:36:56.150 --> 00:36:58.180 align:middle line:84%
In the first five dates, we
never even liked each other.

00:36:58.180 --> 00:37:00.350 align:middle line:84%
Then finally on the fifth date,
I said, you know what\'s funny?

00:37:00.350 --> 00:37:00.825 align:middle line:90%
I think I\'m getting to like you.

00:37:00.825 --> 00:37:02.250 align:middle line:90%
And she said the same thing.

00:37:02.250 --> 00:37:04.564 align:middle line:84%
What about the other two,
did they stay together?

00:37:04.564 --> 00:37:05.850 align:middle line:90%
No.

00:37:05.850 --> 00:37:08.630 align:middle line:90%
Lesson in life or love.

00:37:08.630 --> 00:37:10.010 align:middle line:90%
OK, look at Lloyd.

00:37:10.010 --> 00:37:11.760 align:middle line:84%
If some girl starts
dating him and decides

00:37:11.760 --> 00:37:13.593 align:middle line:84%
she\'s going marry him,
look what she doesn\'t

00:37:13.593 --> 00:37:15.712 align:middle line:90%
know about him that we do.

00:37:15.712 --> 00:37:18.370 align:middle line:84%
Because she doesn\'t know what
his socks smell like at night.

00:37:18.370 --> 00:37:21.360 align:middle line:84%
I can see your
argument but I think

00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.200 align:middle line:84%
there\'s something nice about not
knowing too much about somebody

00:37:24.200 --> 00:37:27.690 align:middle line:90%
before you marry them.

00:37:27.690 --> 00:37:33.080 align:middle line:84%
You fall in love and just
take it as it comes, you know.

00:37:33.080 --> 00:37:34.980 align:middle line:84%
Yeah, but look what
you ended up with.

00:37:34.980 --> 00:37:37.435 align:middle line:84%
I\'ve had 26 years and
still haven\'t cured

00:37:37.435 --> 00:37:39.360 align:middle line:90%
all of his ailments, have I?

00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:42.295 align:middle line:84%
I just learned that we have a
wedding anniversary celebration

00:37:42.295 --> 00:37:44.440 align:middle line:90%
in the parlor tonight.

00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:47.850 align:middle line:84%
In honor of Ralph and Phyllis\'s
21st wedding anniversary,

00:37:47.850 --> 00:37:49.310 align:middle line:84%
I\'d like for all
of you to join us

00:37:49.310 --> 00:37:50.775 align:middle line:90%
in singing \"Who\'s Sorry Now\"?

00:37:50.775 --> 00:37:52.058 align:middle line:90%
Here we go.

00:37:52.058 --> 00:37:56.050 align:middle line:90%

00:37:56.050 --> 00:37:58.545 align:middle line:90%
(SINGING) Who\'s sorry now?

00:37:58.545 --> 00:38:01.040 align:middle line:90%
Who\'s sorry now?

00:38:01.040 --> 00:38:06.529 align:middle line:84%
Who\'s heart is aching
for breaking these vows?

00:38:06.529 --> 00:38:09.024 align:middle line:90%
Who\'s sad and blue?

00:38:09.024 --> 00:38:11.020 align:middle line:90%
And who\'s crying too?

00:38:11.020 --> 00:38:14.513 align:middle line:90%

00:38:14.513 --> 00:38:16.520 align:middle line:90%
I\'m bummed out.

00:38:16.520 --> 00:38:17.780 align:middle line:90%
Need to hit the road.

00:38:17.780 --> 00:38:20.176 align:middle line:84%
Do what all bummed
out people do.

00:38:20.176 --> 00:38:21.050 align:middle line:90%
I\'ve already started.

00:38:21.050 --> 00:38:24.795 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

00:38:24.795 --> 00:38:27.170 align:middle line:84%
Guess who called and said they
want to come to the party?

00:38:27.170 --> 00:38:29.030 align:middle line:84%
But she wouldn\'t go
out with me again.

00:38:29.030 --> 00:38:31.980 align:middle line:84%
Because she wants some
guy from Union City.

00:38:31.980 --> 00:38:32.780 align:middle line:90%
Remember Kim?

00:38:32.780 --> 00:38:33.863 align:middle line:90%
Real nice.

00:38:33.863 --> 00:38:34.790 align:middle line:90%
Oh, yeah.

00:38:34.790 --> 00:38:38.400 align:middle line:84%
She\'s coming to the party with
some other guy from Yorktown.

00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:39.065 align:middle line:90%
Wow.

00:38:39.065 --> 00:38:42.021 align:middle line:90%
He\'s ugly.

00:38:42.021 --> 00:38:45.430 align:middle line:90%
That is a bummer, boy.

00:38:45.430 --> 00:38:46.900 align:middle line:90%
That\'s a real bummer.

00:38:46.900 --> 00:38:47.560 align:middle line:90%
Nice coat.

00:38:47.560 --> 00:38:47.870 align:middle line:90%
Nice shirt.

00:38:47.870 --> 00:38:48.500 align:middle line:90%
I gotta use the bathroom.

00:38:48.500 --> 00:38:49.170 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll be right back.

00:38:49.170 --> 00:38:50.420 align:middle line:84%
You think he\'s
going to throw up?

00:38:50.420 --> 00:38:51.708 align:middle line:84%
Hey, follow him in there,
make sure he doesn\'t

00:38:51.708 --> 00:38:52.860 align:middle line:90%
slit his wrists, would you?

00:38:52.860 --> 00:38:53.970 align:middle line:90%
Wasn\'t what Lloyd wanted.

00:38:53.970 --> 00:38:55.053 align:middle line:90%
Did you see the other one?

00:38:55.053 --> 00:38:58.460 align:middle line:84%
The blonde hair and all,
that he was going to-- She

00:38:58.460 --> 00:39:00.660 align:middle line:90%
was pretty hefty in the rear.

00:39:00.660 --> 00:39:01.640 align:middle line:90%
Big deal.

00:39:01.640 --> 00:39:03.600 align:middle line:84%
Hefty in the face,
hefty in the rear.

00:39:03.600 --> 00:39:05.550 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t believe you.

00:39:05.550 --> 00:39:06.050 align:middle line:90%
I do.

00:39:06.050 --> 00:39:09.384 align:middle line:90%

00:39:09.384 --> 00:39:11.300 align:middle line:84%
Lisa, if you don\'t want
to engage in boy talk,

00:39:11.300 --> 00:39:13.008 align:middle line:84%
don\'t be around the
boys who are talking.

00:39:13.008 --> 00:39:15.727 align:middle line:90%

00:39:15.727 --> 00:39:16.689 align:middle line:90%
I think you\'re cruel.

00:39:16.689 --> 00:39:19.094 align:middle line:90%
We\'re not cruel.

00:39:19.094 --> 00:39:22.100 align:middle line:84%
Lloyd said she was really
pretty and she was probably

00:39:22.100 --> 00:39:23.790 align:middle line:90%
a real nice girl.

00:39:23.790 --> 00:39:26.242 align:middle line:90%
He told me she was a lard ass.

00:39:26.242 --> 00:39:29.240 align:middle line:84%
Would that make you
not want to date her?

00:39:29.240 --> 00:39:33.570 align:middle line:84%
The problem is Ann talked about
her like she was a goddess.

00:39:33.570 --> 00:39:39.210 align:middle line:84%
I mean, Ann talked about
her like she-- ask Dad.

00:39:39.210 --> 00:39:42.317 align:middle line:84%
She came in every day and told
me this girl was beautiful.

00:39:42.317 --> 00:39:43.150 align:middle line:90%
Tone it down, Lloyd.

00:39:43.150 --> 00:39:44.830 align:middle line:84%
This girl was 19 years
old, [INAUDIBLE].

00:39:44.830 --> 00:39:47.140 align:middle line:84%
But she\'s not because
she\'s a little heavy.

00:39:47.140 --> 00:39:48.280 align:middle line:90%
No, I didn\'t say that.

00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:52.990 align:middle line:90%

00:39:52.990 --> 00:39:55.170 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t want to talk about it.

00:39:55.170 --> 00:39:57.449 align:middle line:90%
Dad, I don\'t like your sons.

00:39:57.449 --> 00:39:58.240 align:middle line:90%
They\'re disgusting.

00:39:58.240 --> 00:39:59.090 align:middle line:90%
Did you teach them?

00:39:59.090 --> 00:40:02.074 align:middle line:90%

00:40:02.074 --> 00:40:05.866 align:middle line:84%
Did you ever talk about
girls behind their backs?

00:40:05.866 --> 00:40:08.528 align:middle line:84%
Did you say mean things about
girls behind their backs?

00:40:08.528 --> 00:40:10.389 align:middle line:90%
Now, Lisa, you\'re being foolish.

00:40:10.389 --> 00:40:12.430 align:middle line:84%
Did you ever look at a
girl who was real pretty--

00:40:12.430 --> 00:40:13.360 align:middle line:84%
I was stopping and
trying to think.

00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:14.850 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t know if I
ever have or not.

00:40:14.850 --> 00:40:16.391 align:middle line:84%
Did you ever look
at a girl who was--

00:40:16.391 --> 00:40:18.496 align:middle line:90%
Except she\'s got a big rear end.

00:40:18.496 --> 00:40:19.370 align:middle line:90%
Did you ever tell a--

00:40:19.370 --> 00:40:20.714 align:middle line:90%
See you later.

00:40:20.714 --> 00:40:22.110 align:middle line:90%
See you, Pop.

00:40:22.110 --> 00:40:23.180 align:middle line:90%
Take care of everything.

00:40:23.180 --> 00:40:23.790 align:middle line:90%
Thanks, boss.

00:40:23.790 --> 00:40:25.070 align:middle line:90%
Sure.

00:40:25.070 --> 00:40:25.820 align:middle line:90%
Have a good night.

00:40:25.820 --> 00:40:27.510 align:middle line:90%
Okey, dokey, Lloyd.

00:40:27.510 --> 00:40:30.920 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, Lloyd, careful, hey?

00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:33.415 align:middle line:84%
(SINGING) Love is a
many splendored thing.

00:40:33.415 --> 00:40:55.509 align:middle line:90%

00:40:55.509 --> 00:40:57.550 align:middle line:84%
If I\'d known you were
going to do that right now,

00:40:57.550 --> 00:40:58.610 align:middle line:90%
I\'d have waited on this.

00:40:58.610 --> 00:40:59.886 align:middle line:90%
Is there room for both of us?

00:40:59.886 --> 00:41:00.760 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, I\'ll make room.

00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:03.640 align:middle line:90%

00:41:03.640 --> 00:41:06.570 align:middle line:84%
I found those leftover lunch
bunch pies down in the make up

00:41:06.570 --> 00:41:08.270 align:middle line:90%
table.

00:41:08.270 --> 00:41:09.270 align:middle line:90%
Nothing to wrap them in.

00:41:09.270 --> 00:41:11.103 align:middle line:84%
Nothing to wrap them--
At first, kind of mad

00:41:11.103 --> 00:41:13.780 align:middle line:84%
at whoever left them there and
then I went to get cellophane

00:41:13.780 --> 00:41:17.330 align:middle line:90%
and realized we were out.

00:41:17.330 --> 00:41:19.553 align:middle line:84%
Have nobody but yourself
to blame for that one.

00:41:19.553 --> 00:41:20.053 align:middle line:90%
Yep.

00:41:20.053 --> 00:41:23.782 align:middle line:90%

00:41:23.782 --> 00:41:26.240 align:middle line:84%
It\'s sad somebody didn\'t tell
me we were going to do today.

00:41:26.240 --> 00:41:27.690 align:middle line:90%
I had no way of comparing.

00:41:27.690 --> 00:41:28.402 align:middle line:90%
Uh, huh.

00:41:28.402 --> 00:41:30.104 align:middle line:90%
We\'ll probably do 40 or 50.

00:41:30.104 --> 00:41:31.395 align:middle line:90%
I bet it\'s slow tonight though.

00:41:31.395 --> 00:41:35.950 align:middle line:90%

00:41:35.950 --> 00:41:38.870 align:middle line:84%
Let me get some of
this up front here.

00:41:38.870 --> 00:41:39.490 align:middle line:90%
I\'m done here.

00:41:39.490 --> 00:41:45.140 align:middle line:90%

00:41:45.140 --> 00:41:46.910 align:middle line:90%
A beer, please, for me.

00:41:46.910 --> 00:41:47.910 align:middle line:90%
Lloyd, you got the beer.

00:41:47.910 --> 00:41:48.576 align:middle line:90%
You got the box.

00:41:48.576 --> 00:41:49.710 align:middle line:90%
Oh, yeah.

00:41:49.710 --> 00:41:52.580 align:middle line:84%
This car that this guy\'s
got has got a supercharger

00:41:52.580 --> 00:41:54.790 align:middle line:90%
and two 650 hollies on it.

00:41:54.790 --> 00:41:56.990 align:middle line:84%
He drives it to and
from work every day.

00:41:56.990 --> 00:41:58.080 align:middle line:90%
Sharp little car.

00:41:58.080 --> 00:41:59.860 align:middle line:90%
Oh, indeed.

00:41:59.860 --> 00:42:02.432 align:middle line:90%
OK, Castleton, next stop.

00:42:02.432 --> 00:42:06.040 align:middle line:84%
How to rebuild
your first engine.

00:42:06.040 --> 00:42:08.100 align:middle line:90%
Just what you need to know.

00:42:08.100 --> 00:42:10.100 align:middle line:84%
Before you get into that
kind of auto work, Len,

00:42:10.100 --> 00:42:11.660 align:middle line:84%
you probably want
to wait to get a--

00:42:11.660 --> 00:42:13.890 align:middle line:90%
Engine stand, toolbox.

00:42:13.890 --> 00:42:16.976 align:middle line:84%
One safe job that you an
always rely on is mechanic.

00:42:16.976 --> 00:42:18.600 align:middle line:84%
Because there\'s always
going to be cars

00:42:18.600 --> 00:42:20.890 align:middle line:84%
and there\'s always gonna
be planes and there\'s

00:42:20.890 --> 00:42:22.264 align:middle line:90%
always going to be machines.

00:42:22.264 --> 00:42:23.680 align:middle line:84%
Hey, Les, I would
like to do that.

00:42:23.680 --> 00:42:25.190 align:middle line:84%
And I\'d like to go
through training

00:42:25.190 --> 00:42:26.360 align:middle line:84%
and learn how to be a
mechanic and everything

00:42:26.360 --> 00:42:28.880 align:middle line:84%
and get a job at a good gas
station somewhere you know.

00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:29.615 align:middle line:90%
Or open your own.

00:42:29.615 --> 00:42:30.240 align:middle line:90%
Or open my own.

00:42:30.240 --> 00:42:32.820 align:middle line:84%
With somebody who can go
into business for themselves.

00:42:32.820 --> 00:42:36.120 align:middle line:84%
Like partnership with you or
maybe three partners, me, you,

00:42:36.120 --> 00:42:36.750 align:middle line:90%
and Lee.

00:42:36.750 --> 00:42:39.550 align:middle line:84%
We\'re gonna have, honest to
God, bona fide teacher shortage.

00:42:39.550 --> 00:42:41.570 align:middle line:84%
And that\'s what I\'m banking on
because I\'m gonna be a teacher.

00:42:41.570 --> 00:42:42.890 align:middle line:84%
And they\'re going to
say, we need a coach.

00:42:42.890 --> 00:42:43.280 align:middle line:90%
Can you coach.

00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:44.450 align:middle line:84%
And I\'ll go yeah, I\'m
ready to coach, man.

00:42:44.450 --> 00:42:46.060 align:middle line:84%
I\'m going to coach
boxing and football.

00:42:46.060 --> 00:42:46.810 align:middle line:90%
That\'s a good one.

00:42:46.810 --> 00:42:49.102 align:middle line:84%
I\'m only going to work at
Shakey\'s through Ball State.

00:42:49.102 --> 00:42:51.060 align:middle line:84%
And then after I graduate
from Ball State, man,

00:42:51.060 --> 00:42:52.925 align:middle line:84%
it\'s time I started
looking for another job.

00:42:52.925 --> 00:42:54.550 align:middle line:84%
Cause there\'s no way
Shakey\'s is paying

00:42:54.550 --> 00:42:55.674 align:middle line:90%
me enough to make a living.

00:42:55.674 --> 00:43:00.560 align:middle line:90%

00:43:00.560 --> 00:43:04.380 align:middle line:84%
Well, that ought to
keep you busy til 1:00.

00:43:04.380 --> 00:43:08.070 align:middle line:84%
Funny thing, as a child
I never liked cheese.

00:43:08.070 --> 00:43:10.670 align:middle line:84%
My folks never really
made me eat it.

00:43:10.670 --> 00:43:13.300 align:middle line:84%
I tried a couple times
and I gagged on it.

00:43:13.300 --> 00:43:14.800 align:middle line:84%
Then I went to the
seminary to study

00:43:14.800 --> 00:43:18.240 align:middle line:84%
to be a priest and Lord I never
knew there were so many Ember

00:43:18.240 --> 00:43:22.590 align:middle line:90%
Days and Fridays in a year.

00:43:22.590 --> 00:43:24.480 align:middle line:84%
And I tried to eat
cheese there because that

00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:26.190 align:middle line:90%
was all there was, just about.

00:43:26.190 --> 00:43:28.310 align:middle line:90%
Still couldn\'t.

00:43:28.310 --> 00:43:30.280 align:middle line:84%
In Vietnam I came back
from a flight one night

00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:33.025 align:middle line:84%
and the kitchen was closed
for cleaning and maintenance

00:43:33.025 --> 00:43:34.450 align:middle line:84%
and I went to the
officer\'s club.

00:43:34.450 --> 00:43:35.922 align:middle line:90%
I wanted something to eat.

00:43:35.922 --> 00:43:38.380 align:middle line:84%
The only thing they had, they\'d
just gotten a pizza oven in

00:43:38.380 --> 00:43:40.910 align:middle line:84%
and the only thing they
had to eat was pizza.

00:43:40.910 --> 00:43:44.470 align:middle line:84%
I was so damn hungry I felt that
I probably could watch it down

00:43:44.470 --> 00:43:46.360 align:middle line:90%
with beer.

00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:49.280 align:middle line:84%
And amazingly that
night, that pizza

00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:53.880 align:middle line:84%
tasted so damn good that
I\'ve eaten it ever since.

00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:57.070 align:middle line:90%
You don\'t like hot dogs?

00:43:57.070 --> 00:43:59.710 align:middle line:84%
Soon as I graduate,
man I\'m going downtown,

00:43:59.710 --> 00:44:01.170 align:middle line:84%
me and Dad are
going to go downtown

00:44:01.170 --> 00:44:03.250 align:middle line:84%
and I\'m gonna enlist
in the PLC program.

00:44:03.250 --> 00:44:04.960 align:middle line:84%
You think the Marine
Corps is going

00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:10.200 align:middle line:84%
to help you get things that are
related to mass communications?

00:44:10.200 --> 00:44:10.700 align:middle line:90%
OK.

00:44:10.700 --> 00:44:11.400 align:middle line:90%
No, no, no.

00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:13.304 align:middle line:84%
I can be in communications
in the military.

00:44:13.304 --> 00:44:15.345 align:middle line:84%
No, I\'m talking about PR
and mass communications.

00:44:15.345 --> 00:44:18.106 align:middle line:84%
I\'m talking about the civilian
type stuff that we\'re used to.

00:44:18.106 --> 00:44:19.170 align:middle line:84%
Cause Lloyd, you know
what you\'re going to do,

00:44:19.170 --> 00:44:21.503 align:middle line:84%
you\'re going to find yourself
in a four year obligation.

00:44:21.503 --> 00:44:22.670 align:middle line:90%
That\'s not the point, man.

00:44:22.670 --> 00:44:23.629 align:middle line:90%
It\'s all the point.

00:44:23.629 --> 00:44:25.170 align:middle line:84%
Because it\'s not
taking you where you

00:44:25.170 --> 00:44:26.378 align:middle line:90%
seem to want to go right now.

00:44:26.378 --> 00:44:30.250 align:middle line:84%
Hey, right now, I just want to
please the old man right now.

00:44:30.250 --> 00:44:31.300 align:middle line:90%
No!

00:44:31.300 --> 00:44:32.307 align:middle line:90%
Ah!

00:44:32.307 --> 00:44:33.140 align:middle line:90%
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

00:44:33.140 --> 00:44:36.200 align:middle line:90%

00:44:36.200 --> 00:44:36.700 align:middle line:90%
Error.

00:44:36.700 --> 00:44:37.100 align:middle line:90%
Error.

00:44:37.100 --> 00:44:37.600 align:middle line:90%
Error.

00:44:37.600 --> 00:44:38.520 align:middle line:90%
Listen to me.

00:44:38.520 --> 00:44:41.100 align:middle line:90%
Hey.

00:44:41.100 --> 00:44:41.799 align:middle line:90%
Sterilize.

00:44:41.799 --> 00:44:42.840 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t please the old man.

00:44:42.840 --> 00:44:43.960 align:middle line:90%
Oh, Lloyd,

00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:47.560 align:middle line:84%
Hey, listen to me,
he\'s got five sons.

00:44:47.560 --> 00:44:48.180 align:middle line:90%
Now he was--

00:44:48.180 --> 00:44:49.221 align:middle line:90%
Oh, boy, guilt trip time.

00:44:49.221 --> 00:44:51.590 align:middle line:84%
No, he was 20 years
in the Marine Corps.

00:44:51.590 --> 00:44:53.800 align:middle line:84%
And out of those
five sons, he\'s had

00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:56.960 align:middle line:84%
one that dropped
out of PLC, one that

00:44:56.960 --> 00:44:59.580 align:middle line:84%
was discharge from
the Navy, and two that

00:44:59.580 --> 00:45:01.730 align:middle line:90%
have no interest whatsoever.

00:45:01.730 --> 00:45:03.190 align:middle line:90%
A side not, a side note.

00:45:03.190 --> 00:45:04.510 align:middle line:90%
You know how Lee got out of it?

00:45:04.510 --> 00:45:06.510 align:middle line:84%
Hey, it doesn\'t
bother me a bit to say

00:45:06.510 --> 00:45:08.155 align:middle line:90%
that I\'m going to go into PLC.

00:45:08.155 --> 00:45:10.560 align:middle line:84%
Hey, Lloyd, but you don\'t
go to the PLC program

00:45:10.560 --> 00:45:11.760 align:middle line:90%
just because you want to--

00:45:11.760 --> 00:45:13.730 align:middle line:84%
No, I\'m not doing
it just for Dad.

00:45:13.730 --> 00:45:15.846 align:middle line:84%
You don\'t know what
military enlistment is.

00:45:15.846 --> 00:45:17.970 align:middle line:84%
See Dad\'s not going to have
to go to basic with you

00:45:17.970 --> 00:45:20.060 align:middle line:84%
and Dad\'s not going to have
to kiss the top brass ass.

00:45:20.060 --> 00:45:21.110 align:middle line:90%
I was thinking about it--

00:45:21.110 --> 00:45:22.750 align:middle line:90%
You guys got it all wrong.

00:45:22.750 --> 00:45:24.820 align:middle line:84%
Now this is the
kind of talk that

00:45:24.820 --> 00:45:27.090 align:middle line:84%
ends up with a weak military,
all these guys saying,

00:45:27.090 --> 00:45:29.182 align:middle line:90%
oh, you\'re a fool.

00:45:29.182 --> 00:45:30.157 align:middle line:90%
Oh, come on.

00:45:30.157 --> 00:45:32.365 align:middle line:84%
Now, see, we\'re trying to
make your motivations pure.

00:45:32.365 --> 00:45:32.670 align:middle line:90%
That\'s all.

00:45:32.670 --> 00:45:33.920 align:middle line:90%
Make your motivations pure.

00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:34.740 align:middle line:90%
We\'re not saying don\'t do it.

00:45:34.740 --> 00:45:35.670 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t do it for Dad.

00:45:35.670 --> 00:45:36.590 align:middle line:90%
I\'m not doing it for Dad.

00:45:36.590 --> 00:45:37.370 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t you understand?

00:45:37.370 --> 00:45:38.470 align:middle line:90%
Do it for you and America.

00:45:38.470 --> 00:45:38.740 align:middle line:90%
OK?

00:45:38.740 --> 00:45:40.340 align:middle line:84%
If you want to be pure,
do it for you and America.

00:45:40.340 --> 00:45:41.940 align:middle line:84%
Don\'t do it just for
Dad because you\'ll

00:45:41.940 --> 00:45:43.731 align:middle line:84%
find yourself, six
months into the service,

00:45:43.731 --> 00:45:45.940 align:middle line:90%
god, I did it for dad and why?

00:45:45.940 --> 00:45:49.270 align:middle line:84%
Now Dad talked to me and
that convinced me even more.

00:45:49.270 --> 00:45:51.200 align:middle line:84%
Lloyd, you don\'t mind
wearing your hair short

00:45:51.200 --> 00:45:54.100 align:middle line:84%
and you follow orders well, so
the military may do you well.

00:45:54.100 --> 00:45:54.870 align:middle line:90%
I think so.

00:45:54.870 --> 00:45:56.620 align:middle line:84%
Financially, it will
do you a lot of good.

00:45:56.620 --> 00:45:57.550 align:middle line:90%
I think so.

00:45:57.550 --> 00:45:59.172 align:middle line:90%
It\'ll set you up.

00:45:59.172 --> 00:46:01.755 align:middle line:84%
Well, I wanted a new mortgage,
but not with the interest rates

00:46:01.755 --> 00:46:03.675 align:middle line:90%
like they are right now.

00:46:03.675 --> 00:46:05.260 align:middle line:84%
With the way sales
have been lately,

00:46:05.260 --> 00:46:07.550 align:middle line:90%
there\'s not room for that.

00:46:07.550 --> 00:46:10.525 align:middle line:84%
If we can get through til March,
and utilities go down for six

00:46:10.525 --> 00:46:13.150 align:middle line:84%
month, I think we\'ll be
in pretty good shape.

00:46:13.150 --> 00:46:16.990 align:middle line:84%
If we could catch up like $200
a month or something like that.

00:46:16.990 --> 00:46:18.720 align:middle line:84%
Well, I\'ll go to
bed early tonight

00:46:18.720 --> 00:46:23.430 align:middle line:84%
and sleep real good until
3:00 when I usually wake up,

00:46:23.430 --> 00:46:24.860 align:middle line:84%
and worry about
this from then on.

00:46:24.860 --> 00:46:28.340 align:middle line:84%
I\'ll let you know first
morning what I came up

00:46:28.340 --> 00:46:30.549 align:middle line:90%
with as a solution to it.

00:46:30.549 --> 00:46:32.840 align:middle line:84%
Every time they call on the
phone it\'s a different guy.

00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:35.006 align:middle line:84%
Every time we get a letter,
it\'s a different person.

00:46:35.006 --> 00:46:37.320 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t even know who I\'m
dealing with any more.

00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:41.250 align:middle line:84%
We\'ll get through this like
we get through them all.

00:46:41.250 --> 00:46:42.020 align:middle line:90%
See you partner.

00:46:42.020 --> 00:46:48.370 align:middle line:90%

00:46:48.370 --> 00:46:51.120 align:middle line:84%
You never know what we could
have been doing had it not

00:46:51.120 --> 00:46:53.120 align:middle line:90%
been for the parlor.

00:46:53.120 --> 00:46:55.710 align:middle line:84%
Seriously, I said,
Mother, I don\'t like John

00:46:55.710 --> 00:46:56.925 align:middle line:90%
and I don\'t like Chuck.

00:46:56.925 --> 00:46:57.960 align:middle line:90%
And Mom said, why?

00:46:57.960 --> 00:46:59.130 align:middle line:90%
Is it because of the parlor?

00:46:59.130 --> 00:46:59.970 align:middle line:90%
And I said, yes.

00:46:59.970 --> 00:47:01.840 align:middle line:90%
She said, why?

00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:04.180 align:middle line:84%
Because they laid all the
paperwork and everything

00:47:04.180 --> 00:47:04.805 align:middle line:90%
on your father?

00:47:04.805 --> 00:47:05.910 align:middle line:90%
I said, yes.

00:47:05.910 --> 00:47:08.317 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t think it\'s fair that
Dad got into it with them

00:47:08.317 --> 00:47:10.400 align:middle line:84%
and then they just left
him here to do everything.

00:47:10.400 --> 00:47:13.650 align:middle line:84%
And she said, well,
your father volunteered

00:47:13.650 --> 00:47:15.786 align:middle line:84%
to do all the paperwork
and be the manager and--

00:47:15.786 --> 00:47:17.660 align:middle line:84%
Well, he was going to
be the manager at home.

00:47:17.660 --> 00:47:19.660 align:middle line:84%
But he wasn\'t supposed
to be the parlor manager.

00:47:19.660 --> 00:47:22.010 align:middle line:84%
Chuck was supposed to be
at the parlor, managing.

00:47:22.010 --> 00:47:23.140 align:middle line:84%
Dad was supposed to be the
president of the corporation.

00:47:23.140 --> 00:47:25.600 align:middle line:84%
And he was supposed to
handle all paperwork

00:47:25.600 --> 00:47:28.040 align:middle line:90%
and payroll and taxes.

00:47:28.040 --> 00:47:28.540 align:middle line:90%
Fine.

00:47:28.540 --> 00:47:30.760 align:middle line:84%
All the bullshit that\'s
got him tied down now--

00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:31.260 align:middle line:90%
Paperwork.

00:47:31.260 --> 00:47:33.220 align:middle line:84%
--that\'s making
him old and gray.

00:47:33.220 --> 00:47:34.570 align:middle line:84%
Had he been able to expand
even more, it might have

00:47:34.570 --> 00:47:35.830 align:middle line:90%
turned into a real good thing,

00:47:35.830 --> 00:47:37.871 align:middle line:84%
The business has bought
him something, hasn\'t it?

00:47:37.871 --> 00:47:39.770 align:middle line:90%
It\'s bought him a Kimble organ.

00:47:39.770 --> 00:47:40.270 align:middle line:90%
Oh, yeah.

00:47:40.270 --> 00:47:40.769 align:middle line:90%
Oh, no.

00:47:40.769 --> 00:47:42.342 align:middle line:90%
And he got a nice color TV.

00:47:42.342 --> 00:47:43.300 align:middle line:90%
And got him a Delta 80.

00:47:43.300 --> 00:47:45.990 align:middle line:84%
And got him a Delta, had
decent card coming and going.

00:47:45.990 --> 00:47:47.840 align:middle line:90%
Dad\'s done OK.

00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:50.090 align:middle line:84%
By the way, this is going
to be a rather crowded mall.

00:47:50.090 --> 00:47:53.077 align:middle line:84%
Go in the JC Penney entrance
over here or the Sears--

00:47:53.077 --> 00:47:53.660 align:middle line:90%
I hate crowds.

00:47:53.660 --> 00:47:54.985 align:middle line:90%
Oh, you\'ll get over it.

00:47:54.985 --> 00:47:58.230 align:middle line:90%
I hate people that stare.

00:47:58.230 --> 00:48:00.210 align:middle line:84%
There\'s going to be some
people staring at you.

00:48:00.210 --> 00:48:02.140 align:middle line:84%
Four damn loaded idiots
going into the mall.

00:48:02.140 --> 00:48:03.515 align:middle line:84%
Oh, I\'ll always
have a good time.

00:48:03.515 --> 00:48:04.030 align:middle line:90%
Three, four.

00:48:04.030 --> 00:48:05.780 align:middle line:84%
Three loaded idiots
and one natural idiot.

00:48:05.780 --> 00:48:08.732 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

00:48:08.732 --> 00:48:33.824 align:middle line:90%

00:48:33.824 --> 00:48:35.540 align:middle line:90%
Yes, give us the family size.

00:48:35.540 --> 00:48:41.190 align:middle line:84%
Half deluxe, half
sausage, ham, beef.

00:48:41.190 --> 00:48:43.340 align:middle line:84%
And then I want to get
an ice cream cookie.

00:48:43.340 --> 00:48:44.960 align:middle line:84%
That\'s at the other
register, ma\'am.

00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:45.910 align:middle line:90%
Help myself?

00:48:45.910 --> 00:48:46.410 align:middle line:90%
No, no.

00:48:46.410 --> 00:48:47.785 align:middle line:84%
It\'s just the hot
food down here.

00:48:47.785 --> 00:48:48.620 align:middle line:90%
OK.

00:48:48.620 --> 00:48:50.060 align:middle line:90%
And the drinks are where?

00:48:50.060 --> 00:48:51.500 align:middle line:90%
Over there.

00:48:51.500 --> 00:48:53.060 align:middle line:90%
OK, let\'s see what it comes to.

00:48:53.060 --> 00:48:57.533 align:middle line:90%

00:48:57.533 --> 00:48:59.518 align:middle line:84%
We\'ll have it for you
in about 15 minutes.

00:48:59.518 --> 00:49:00.018 align:middle line:90%
Hm, hm.

00:49:00.018 --> 00:49:00.518 align:middle line:90%
Bye, bye.

00:49:00.518 --> 00:49:05.490 align:middle line:90%

00:49:05.490 --> 00:49:07.994 align:middle line:90%
Slow down, Larry Joe.

00:49:07.994 --> 00:49:09.458 align:middle line:90%
He\'s in a hurry.

00:49:09.458 --> 00:49:11.310 align:middle line:90%
Well, so am I.

00:49:11.310 --> 00:49:13.950 align:middle line:84%
Well, we\'re four and one
half hours behind time.

00:49:13.950 --> 00:49:16.110 align:middle line:84%
One of those things,
man, one of those things.

00:49:16.110 --> 00:49:17.568 align:middle line:84%
Hey, Larry Joe,
are you in a hurry?

00:49:17.568 --> 00:49:20.024 align:middle line:90%

00:49:20.024 --> 00:49:22.440 align:middle line:84%
I won\'t count that much because
I\'d be off by time already

00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:23.585 align:middle line:90%
anyway.

00:49:23.585 --> 00:49:25.210 align:middle line:84%
We\'re going to have
to get out of here.

00:49:25.210 --> 00:49:28.615 align:middle line:90%

00:49:28.615 --> 00:49:31.240 align:middle line:84%
There might be a pay phone where
you could call him from there.

00:49:31.240 --> 00:49:38.450 align:middle line:90%

00:49:38.450 --> 00:49:41.766 align:middle line:84%
We\'re not going to get fired
but he\'s going to throw a fit.

00:49:41.766 --> 00:49:42.734 align:middle line:90%
He\'ll get over it.

00:49:42.734 --> 00:49:44.186 align:middle line:90%
He\'ll get over it.

00:49:44.186 --> 00:49:49.187 align:middle line:90%

00:49:49.187 --> 00:49:51.020 align:middle line:84%
I want to dial from
this number in Castleton

00:49:51.020 --> 00:49:52.436 align:middle line:84%
and charge to my
number in Muncie.

00:49:52.436 --> 00:50:00.504 align:middle line:90%

00:50:00.504 --> 00:50:01.960 align:middle line:90%
[PHONE RINGS]

00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:03.726 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, go ahead.

00:50:03.726 --> 00:50:04.225 align:middle line:90%
Hi, Mom.

00:50:04.225 --> 00:50:04.670 align:middle line:90%
Uh, huh.

00:50:04.670 --> 00:50:05.295 align:middle line:90%
We\'re all done.

00:50:05.295 --> 00:50:06.960 align:middle line:90%
We\'re on our way out.

00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:09.610 align:middle line:90%
Well, thought you ought to know.

00:50:09.610 --> 00:50:11.330 align:middle line:90%
OK, Mom and lighten him up, OK?

00:50:11.330 --> 00:50:13.666 align:middle line:90%
He\'ll perk up by tomorrow, OK?

00:50:13.666 --> 00:50:17.650 align:middle line:90%
He\'ll get over it, right?

00:50:17.650 --> 00:50:20.010 align:middle line:90%
See ya, Mom.

00:50:20.010 --> 00:50:20.720 align:middle line:90%
Hi, Pop?

00:50:20.720 --> 00:50:22.240 align:middle line:84%
It won\'t be but
about 40, 45 minutes

00:50:22.240 --> 00:50:24.030 align:middle line:90%
before we should be there.

00:50:24.030 --> 00:50:25.123 align:middle line:90%
Where you been?

00:50:25.123 --> 00:50:27.280 align:middle line:84%
We are in Castleton
and leaving now.

00:50:27.280 --> 00:50:28.510 align:middle line:90%
We are on our way out now.

00:50:28.510 --> 00:50:29.720 align:middle line:90%
We\'re done.

00:50:29.720 --> 00:50:31.880 align:middle line:90%
Was it particularly busy?

00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:32.910 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

00:50:32.910 --> 00:50:34.630 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, he\'s pissed.

00:50:34.630 --> 00:50:37.320 align:middle line:90%
He\'s on, he\'s on our case.

00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.299 align:middle line:84%
Is there enough room
under the floor for you

00:50:39.299 --> 00:50:40.230 align:middle line:90%
to crawl to the back?

00:50:40.230 --> 00:50:40.884 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

00:50:40.884 --> 00:50:42.800 align:middle line:84%
Really, Hazel, it\'s one
of those cases, buddy,

00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:44.716 align:middle line:84%
where I\'m standing and
my face is getting red.

00:50:44.716 --> 00:50:45.680 align:middle line:90%
My face is getting hot.

00:50:45.680 --> 00:50:48.090 align:middle line:84%
And I said to myself,
he can\'t see me.

00:50:48.090 --> 00:50:49.730 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

00:50:49.730 --> 00:50:50.830 align:middle line:90%
I can\'t see him.

00:50:50.830 --> 00:50:52.716 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, he can burn you by--

00:50:52.716 --> 00:50:53.429 align:middle line:90%
By word.

00:50:53.429 --> 00:50:54.720 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, he can burn you by phone.

00:50:54.720 --> 00:50:56.410 align:middle line:84%
And he was burning
me up pretty good.

00:50:56.410 --> 00:50:58.780 align:middle line:84%
I think that the
business was slow.

00:50:58.780 --> 00:51:02.310 align:middle line:84%
And we just added to, you
know, his mood was bad

00:51:02.310 --> 00:51:03.580 align:middle line:90%
because the business was slow.

00:51:03.580 --> 00:51:04.580 align:middle line:90%
Hell, Dad doesn\'t like--

00:51:04.580 --> 00:51:07.430 align:middle line:84%
And we just added to it by
not being there on time.

00:51:07.430 --> 00:51:09.750 align:middle line:84%
Dad doesn\'t like the
business to be slow.

00:51:09.750 --> 00:51:12.980 align:middle line:84%
And so, the business is slow
tonight, we aren\'t there.

00:51:12.980 --> 00:51:14.500 align:middle line:90%
He\'s got to be around it.

00:51:14.500 --> 00:51:17.071 align:middle line:84%
He probably doesn\'t like being
there anymore than any of us

00:51:17.071 --> 00:51:17.570 align:middle line:90%
do.

00:51:17.570 --> 00:51:20.160 align:middle line:84%
And we\'re going to go in
there and I\'m can tell you,

00:51:20.160 --> 00:51:22.570 align:middle line:84%
they probably didn\'t do
more than 30 super suppers.

00:51:22.570 --> 00:51:24.540 align:middle line:84%
The business had to
cover his add too.

00:51:24.540 --> 00:51:26.120 align:middle line:90%
That could be a big factor.

00:51:26.120 --> 00:51:28.400 align:middle line:84%
Now he\'s got-- now if we
would have had a good night,

00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:30.810 align:middle line:84%
say we would have done
50 or 60 super suppers,

00:51:30.810 --> 00:51:33.335 align:middle line:84%
he wouldn\'t have had time to
think about us not being there.

00:51:33.335 --> 00:51:35.501 align:middle line:84%
He\'d be made at the principle
of us not being there.

00:51:35.501 --> 00:51:37.350 align:middle line:84%
But he would be as mad
as he is right now.

00:51:37.350 --> 00:52:04.936 align:middle line:90%

00:52:04.936 --> 00:52:06.340 align:middle line:90%
He can make you feel bad.

00:52:06.340 --> 00:52:10.930 align:middle line:84%
He can say something like,
you\'re not on my will.

00:52:10.930 --> 00:52:13.110 align:middle line:90%
I\'m cutting your hours.

00:52:13.110 --> 00:52:15.140 align:middle line:84%
You disappointed me, son,
and that\'s the worst.

00:52:15.140 --> 00:52:16.020 align:middle line:90%
That\'s the worst.

00:52:16.020 --> 00:52:17.748 align:middle line:90%
You disappointed me, son.

00:52:17.748 --> 00:52:19.380 align:middle line:90%
Are we exaggerating?

00:52:19.380 --> 00:52:21.714 align:middle line:84%
No, no, when we walk in the
parlor, if he\'s still there,

00:52:21.714 --> 00:52:23.963 align:middle line:84%
he will stand there behind
the register with his hands

00:52:23.963 --> 00:52:25.440 align:middle line:84%
on his hips, and
give you the look.

00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:27.410 align:middle line:84%
He\'ll give you the dirty
look that we all know.

00:52:27.410 --> 00:52:28.286 align:middle line:90%
We all know the look.

00:52:28.286 --> 00:52:29.868 align:middle line:84%
He doesn\'t even have
to give it to us.

00:52:29.868 --> 00:52:30.600 align:middle line:90%
We already know.

00:52:30.600 --> 00:52:31.960 align:middle line:90%
Right now we know the look.

00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:32.370 align:middle line:90%
Hey, it\'s very simple.

00:52:32.370 --> 00:52:33.820 align:middle line:84%
We\'re already suffering
from the look now

00:52:33.820 --> 00:52:34.980 align:middle line:90%
and we\'re not even home yet.

00:52:34.980 --> 00:52:37.188 align:middle line:84%
He\'s going to put the hands
on the hips, and the bags

00:52:37.188 --> 00:52:39.980 align:middle line:84%
and jowls, and he\'s going
to go, thanks a lot.

00:52:39.980 --> 00:52:42.540 align:middle line:84%
You know, in a bright morning,
when he\'s having a Bloody Mary

00:52:42.540 --> 00:52:43.956 align:middle line:84%
and he\'s had a
good night\'s sleep.

00:52:43.956 --> 00:52:47.270 align:middle line:84%
He looks so young
and bright and alert.

00:52:47.270 --> 00:52:48.770 align:middle line:84%
And what he wants
to be, he can make

00:52:48.770 --> 00:52:52.610 align:middle line:84%
you feel like dirt by looking
80 years old and so put upon

00:52:52.610 --> 00:52:53.990 align:middle line:90%
and martyred.

00:52:53.990 --> 00:52:56.210 align:middle line:90%
And he\'s going to do that.

00:52:56.210 --> 00:52:58.610 align:middle line:84%
We\'re going to walk
in, he bummed enough.

00:52:58.610 --> 00:53:01.786 align:middle line:84%
And Mom will just look away,
slink around the corner

00:53:01.786 --> 00:53:03.910 align:middle line:84%
and shake her head and say,
these boys, these boys.

00:53:03.910 --> 00:53:04.530 align:middle line:90%
That\'s how I--

00:53:04.530 --> 00:53:14.630 align:middle line:90%

00:53:14.630 --> 00:53:17.070 align:middle line:90%
Every time, you\'ll get it.

00:53:17.070 --> 00:53:18.130 align:middle line:90%
Practice makes perfect.

00:53:18.130 --> 00:53:33.700 align:middle line:90%

00:53:33.700 --> 00:53:35.480 align:middle line:90%
Nobody\'s stupid anymore.

00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:37.352 align:middle line:84%
We\'re not dumb kids
and he just keeps

00:53:37.352 --> 00:53:39.560 align:middle line:84%
on giving us, trying to give
us this perfect example.

00:53:39.560 --> 00:53:40.975 align:middle line:90%
We don\'t need it anymore.

00:53:40.975 --> 00:53:42.600 align:middle line:84%
If he want to give
somebody an example,

00:53:42.600 --> 00:53:45.020 align:middle line:84%
he can give his damn
partners an example.

00:53:45.020 --> 00:53:47.650 align:middle line:84%
he can haul
[? Zengus ?] back here

00:53:47.650 --> 00:53:50.295 align:middle line:84%
and make him get to work on
the son of a bitching project

00:53:50.295 --> 00:53:51.257 align:middle line:90%
and get off our case.

00:53:51.257 --> 00:53:52.840 align:middle line:84%
Especially in light
of what I\'m doing.

00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:55.980 align:middle line:84%
I got a beautiful son, a
wife, I\'m working my butt off

00:53:55.980 --> 00:53:57.565 align:middle line:90%
for him, for him.

00:53:57.565 --> 00:54:00.340 align:middle line:90%
You\'re doing a favor for him.

00:54:00.340 --> 00:54:01.679 align:middle line:90%
He\'s doing a favor for Les, too.

00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:02.470 align:middle line:90%
It works both ways.

00:54:02.470 --> 00:54:03.614 align:middle line:90%
Yeah, it works both ways.

00:54:03.614 --> 00:54:05.030 align:middle line:84%
But I get the
impression sometimes

00:54:05.030 --> 00:54:07.020 align:middle line:84%
he doesn\'t realize
it\'s working both ways.

00:54:07.020 --> 00:54:08.494 align:middle line:84%
We don\'t need an
example anymore.

00:54:08.494 --> 00:54:10.410 align:middle line:84%
I mean all the guys in
this family are adults.

00:54:10.410 --> 00:54:13.130 align:middle line:84%
And little girls, Lord knows,
they\'re already too much adult.

00:54:13.130 --> 00:54:15.660 align:middle line:84%
But they already know
what it takes to live,

00:54:15.660 --> 00:54:17.617 align:middle line:84%
to work, grr, it makes
me madder than hell.

00:54:17.617 --> 00:54:19.450 align:middle line:84%
Dad is just sick and
tired of all this shit.

00:54:19.450 --> 00:54:20.706 align:middle line:90%
Yes, he is.

00:54:20.706 --> 00:54:21.830 align:middle line:90%
OK, and we agree with that.

00:54:21.830 --> 00:54:22.871 align:middle line:90%
We say, that\'s real neat.

00:54:22.871 --> 00:54:24.230 align:middle line:90%
Dad ought to take an easier.

00:54:24.230 --> 00:54:25.438 align:middle line:90%
Everything ought to be nicer.

00:54:25.438 --> 00:54:25.960 align:middle line:90%
No.

00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:26.460 align:middle line:90%
He won\'t.

00:54:26.460 --> 00:54:27.180 align:middle line:90%
He won\'t.

00:54:27.180 --> 00:54:28.330 align:middle line:90%
Oh, no.

00:54:28.330 --> 00:54:29.850 align:middle line:90%
Larry, he definitely can.

00:54:29.850 --> 00:54:32.060 align:middle line:84%
We\'ve tried real often
to make it easier on him.

00:54:32.060 --> 00:54:33.920 align:middle line:90%
We\'ve tried to make work easier.

00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:35.330 align:middle line:90%
We\'ve tried to cut his hours.

00:54:35.330 --> 00:54:36.530 align:middle line:84%
We\'ve tried to say,
I\'ll take this.

00:54:36.530 --> 00:54:37.071 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll do this.

00:54:37.071 --> 00:54:38.840 align:middle line:90%
He says, I need it, I need it.

00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:39.690 align:middle line:90%
I need the payroll.

00:54:39.690 --> 00:54:40.460 align:middle line:90%
I need the money.

00:54:40.460 --> 00:54:41.050 align:middle line:90%
I need the money.

00:54:41.050 --> 00:54:41.450 align:middle line:90%
I can\'t.

00:54:41.450 --> 00:54:41.880 align:middle line:90%
I can\'t.

00:54:41.880 --> 00:54:42.660 align:middle line:90%
Let me tell you right now.

00:54:42.660 --> 00:54:44.730 align:middle line:84%
My belief is that if a
business can\'t support itself,

00:54:44.730 --> 00:54:46.990 align:middle line:84%
in other words, payroll
and what not, then, by God,

00:54:46.990 --> 00:54:48.412 align:middle line:90%
it shouldn\'t be a business.

00:54:48.412 --> 00:54:50.120 align:middle line:84%
By God, the son of a
bitch ought to fold.

00:54:50.120 --> 00:55:16.892 align:middle line:90%
[PIANO PLAYING]

00:55:16.892 --> 00:55:19.350 align:middle line:84%
He don\'t want to face us any
more than we want to face him.

00:55:19.350 --> 00:55:19.974 align:middle line:90%
It\'s all right.

00:55:19.974 --> 00:55:24.587 align:middle line:84%
I\'ll go in first and
we\'ll be followed by Lynn

00:55:24.587 --> 00:55:26.420 align:middle line:84%
and then Larry will
bring up the rear guard.

00:55:26.420 --> 00:55:27.703 align:middle line:84%
You know, because
he\'s best at that.

00:55:27.703 --> 00:55:29.286 align:middle line:84%
And Lloyd will stay
out in the-- Lloyd

00:55:29.286 --> 00:55:33.910 align:middle line:84%
will stay out and watch the
presents and avoid the storm.

00:55:33.910 --> 00:55:34.870 align:middle line:90%
Oh, shit.

00:55:34.870 --> 00:55:36.600 align:middle line:90%
We won\'t get fired.

00:55:36.600 --> 00:55:38.160 align:middle line:90%
We won\'t even get reprimanded.

00:55:38.160 --> 00:55:39.336 align:middle line:90%
Dad\'s going to be OK.

00:55:39.336 --> 00:55:40.710 align:middle line:90%
I\'m not worried about it.

00:55:40.710 --> 00:55:43.112 align:middle line:90%
Oh, shit.

00:55:43.112 --> 00:55:45.310 align:middle line:84%
I mean, the air is
going to be so thick you

00:55:45.310 --> 00:55:47.070 align:middle line:90%
can cut it with a knife.

00:55:47.070 --> 00:55:48.010 align:middle line:90%
I think it\'s OK.

00:55:48.010 --> 00:55:49.710 align:middle line:90%
I think we\'re all right.

00:55:49.710 --> 00:55:50.897 align:middle line:90%
God, I hope so.

00:55:50.897 --> 00:55:53.382 align:middle line:84%
(SINGING) Show me
the way to go home.

00:55:53.382 --> 00:55:55.235 align:middle line:84%
I\'m tired and I
want to go to bed.

00:55:55.235 --> 00:55:57.109 align:middle line:84%
Well, I had a little
drink about an hour ago,

00:55:57.109 --> 00:55:59.843 align:middle line:90%
and it went right to my head.

00:55:59.843 --> 00:56:04.316 align:middle line:84%
Everywhere I roam, over
land or sea or foam,

00:56:04.316 --> 00:56:07.298 align:middle line:84%
you can always hear
me singing this song,

00:56:07.298 --> 00:56:11.711 align:middle line:90%
show me the way to go home.

00:56:11.711 --> 00:56:12.210 align:middle line:90%
Sorry, Lisa.

00:56:12.210 --> 00:56:16.710 align:middle line:90%

00:56:16.710 --> 00:56:18.351 align:middle line:90%
Lisa, Lisa, we\'re sorry.

00:56:18.351 --> 00:56:19.850 align:middle line:84%
But it\'s just the
way it worked out.

00:56:19.850 --> 00:56:22.230 align:middle line:84%
Four guys doing a lot of
shopping for a lot of people.

00:56:22.230 --> 00:56:23.136 align:middle line:90%
It\'s just the way it worked out.

00:56:23.136 --> 00:56:24.136 align:middle line:90%
It turned out all right.

00:56:24.136 --> 00:56:27.854 align:middle line:90%

00:56:27.854 --> 00:56:29.380 align:middle line:90%
Mad, mad mad, mad?

00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:30.571 align:middle line:90%
I mean, mad, mad, mad?

00:56:30.571 --> 00:56:31.070 align:middle line:90%
No.

00:56:31.070 --> 00:56:31.840 align:middle line:90%
He got pissed?

00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:32.340 align:middle line:90%
I was here.

00:56:32.340 --> 00:56:33.060 align:middle line:90%
Mom was here.

00:56:33.060 --> 00:56:34.610 align:middle line:90%
And Lee came and helped.

00:56:34.610 --> 00:56:36.700 align:middle line:84%
So it\'s just, it\'s
just no big deal.

00:56:36.700 --> 00:56:39.050 align:middle line:90%
It was a madhouse all day long.

00:56:39.050 --> 00:56:41.304 align:middle line:84%
He got so mad, he
put Mom on the phone.

00:56:41.304 --> 00:56:43.600 align:middle line:84%
I think he\'s going
to blow any time now.

00:56:43.600 --> 00:56:47.920 align:middle line:84%
Hey, there was once I--
I looked over the counter

00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:49.400 align:middle line:90%
and there\'s Karen making pizzas.

00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:51.326 align:middle line:84%
There\'s about eight or
nine pizza to be made.

00:56:51.326 --> 00:56:52.302 align:middle line:90%
There\'s chicken to be brought.

00:56:52.302 --> 00:56:53.343 align:middle line:90%
There\'s fryers going off.

00:56:53.343 --> 00:56:54.742 align:middle line:90%
Pulling pizzas out of the oven.

00:56:54.742 --> 00:56:55.718 align:middle line:90%
Mom\'s messing up.

00:56:55.718 --> 00:57:07.918 align:middle line:90%

00:57:07.918 --> 00:57:12.194 align:middle line:84%
The only problem is Dad came
in at 9:00 this morning.

00:57:12.194 --> 00:57:13.577 align:middle line:90%
You do go on, don\'t you?

00:57:13.577 --> 00:57:14.600 align:middle line:90%
He\'s been drinking beer.

00:57:14.600 --> 00:57:15.240 align:middle line:90%
Can you tell?

00:57:15.240 --> 00:57:15.980 align:middle line:90%
I can tell.

00:57:15.980 --> 00:57:17.030 align:middle line:90%
He doesn\'t shut up.

00:57:17.030 --> 00:57:17.513 align:middle line:90%
Goes on and on and on.

00:57:17.513 --> 00:57:19.445 align:middle line:84%
We only drank a four
pack on the way down--

00:57:19.445 --> 00:57:20.411 align:middle line:90%
Let me go clear.

00:57:20.411 --> 00:57:22.310 align:middle line:90%
--and on the way back.

00:57:22.310 --> 00:57:22.810 align:middle line:90%
Not Lloyd.

00:57:22.810 --> 00:57:24.030 align:middle line:90%
Not Lloyd or Len.

00:57:24.030 --> 00:57:24.790 align:middle line:90%
Oh, no.

00:57:24.790 --> 00:57:26.595 align:middle line:90%
No, Len never drinks a beer.

00:57:26.595 --> 00:57:27.910 align:middle line:90%
Len never drank a beer.

00:57:27.910 --> 00:57:30.440 align:middle line:90%
What can you say, Lloyd?

00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:31.380 align:middle line:90%
Except shine it on.

00:57:31.380 --> 00:57:33.190 align:middle line:84%
And of course, when
he comes off on break,

00:57:33.190 --> 00:57:35.860 align:middle line:90%
you know, be prepared.

00:57:35.860 --> 00:57:37.360 align:middle line:90%
You know how it goes.

00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:38.950 align:middle line:90%
Doesn\'t bother me a bit.

00:57:38.950 --> 00:57:40.628 align:middle line:90%
You\'re braver than I am, then.

00:57:40.628 --> 00:58:08.524 align:middle line:90%

00:58:08.524 --> 00:58:09.940 align:middle line:84%
Hey, right now,
the man, you know,

00:58:09.940 --> 00:58:12.050 align:middle line:90%
he\'s putting out bad vibes.

00:58:12.050 --> 00:58:13.880 align:middle line:90%
I believe in those vibes.

00:58:13.880 --> 00:58:15.330 align:middle line:90%
I know a cat that went crazy.

00:58:15.330 --> 00:58:17.470 align:middle line:90%
I know plants that died.

00:58:17.470 --> 00:58:19.960 align:middle line:90%
I know a lady that went crazy.

00:58:19.960 --> 00:58:21.750 align:middle line:90%
Makes my skin crawl.

00:58:21.750 --> 00:58:23.214 align:middle line:90%
That\'s bad vibes, man.

00:58:23.214 --> 00:58:30.540 align:middle line:90%

00:58:30.540 --> 00:58:34.230 align:middle line:90%
Don\'t get all freaked out.

00:58:34.230 --> 00:58:36.400 align:middle line:90%
What else, you know?

00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:39.810 align:middle line:84%
I want him to be
in good spirits.

00:58:39.810 --> 00:58:41.815 align:middle line:84%
I sure don\'t want him
jumping any more case.

00:58:41.815 --> 00:58:44.951 align:middle line:90%
I hate it when he jumps case.

00:58:44.951 --> 00:58:46.200 align:middle line:90%
Me, I\'m going to smoke a butt.

00:58:46.200 --> 00:58:50.324 align:middle line:90%

00:58:50.324 --> 00:58:51.740 align:middle line:84%
You know, I wish
our big audiences

00:58:51.740 --> 00:58:55.650 align:middle line:84%
had as much enthusiasm
proportionately as some

00:58:55.650 --> 00:58:57.560 align:middle line:90%
of our smaller audiences.

00:58:57.560 --> 00:59:01.015 align:middle line:84%
Then Margie would probably
destroy that piano.

00:59:01.015 --> 00:59:04.172 align:middle line:84%
You sure do get wound
up, I\'ll tell you.

00:59:04.172 --> 00:59:05.922 align:middle line:84%
I guess we\'re saying
good night to as many

00:59:05.922 --> 00:59:08.070 align:middle line:90%
as we\'re good evening to.

00:59:08.070 --> 00:59:09.627 align:middle line:90%
Where is everybody tonight?

00:59:09.627 --> 00:59:11.585 align:middle line:84%
Well, of course, we could
entertain each other.

00:59:11.585 --> 00:59:15.387 align:middle line:90%

00:59:15.387 --> 00:59:16.330 align:middle line:90%
Slow.

00:59:16.330 --> 00:59:16.830 align:middle line:90%
Slow.

00:59:16.830 --> 00:59:22.610 align:middle line:90%

00:59:22.610 --> 00:59:24.400 align:middle line:84%
A little too much
frivolity in the kitchen

00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:27.020 align:middle line:90%
is not good for business.

00:59:27.020 --> 00:59:29.240 align:middle line:84%
Yeah, Yeah, got wound
up a little bit.

00:59:29.240 --> 00:59:33.224 align:middle line:84%
That happens every
once in a while.

00:59:33.224 --> 00:59:34.718 align:middle line:90%
Try to keep tabs on that.

00:59:34.718 --> 00:59:40.196 align:middle line:90%

00:59:40.196 --> 00:59:42.686 align:middle line:90%
[WHISTLING]

00:59:42.686 --> 00:59:54.640 align:middle line:90%

00:59:54.640 --> 00:59:56.848 align:middle line:84%
Wondering where
everybody is though.

00:59:56.848 --> 00:59:58.060 align:middle line:90%
Were you slow tonight?

00:59:58.060 --> 00:59:58.560 align:middle line:90%
Oh, boy.

00:59:58.560 --> 01:00:00.101 align:middle line:84%
I knew it would be
slow, but I didn\'t

01:00:00.101 --> 01:00:01.410 align:middle line:90%
know it would be this bad.

01:00:01.410 --> 01:00:02.380 align:middle line:90%
Oh, boy.

01:00:02.380 --> 01:00:16.960 align:middle line:90%

01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:19.404 align:middle line:90%
Oh, boy, confrontation avoided.

01:00:19.404 --> 01:00:21.320 align:middle line:84%
He\'s the only man I know
who can make you feel

01:00:21.320 --> 01:00:22.606 align:middle line:90%
bad by not saying anything.

01:00:22.606 --> 01:00:25.086 align:middle line:90%
[PIANO PLAYING]

01:00:25.086 --> 01:01:37.366 align:middle line:90%

01:01:37.366 --> 01:01:38.720 align:middle line:90%
I hate it when it\'s like this.

01:01:38.720 --> 01:01:38.970 align:middle line:90%
Pardon me?

01:01:38.970 --> 01:01:40.220 align:middle line:90%
I hate it when it\'s like this.

01:01:40.220 --> 01:01:42.170 align:middle line:84%
Yeah, I-- well, you
get fidgety, of course.

01:01:42.170 --> 01:01:44.211 align:middle line:84%
And you have nothing to
do with your frustration.

01:01:44.211 --> 01:01:59.610 align:middle line:90%

01:01:59.610 --> 01:02:00.925 align:middle line:90%
Poppa.

01:02:00.925 --> 01:02:02.800 align:middle line:84%
We\'ll probably kick 11
or something like that

01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:07.780 align:middle line:84%
but it\'s not going to
be quite what you hoped.

01:02:07.780 --> 01:02:09.021 align:middle line:90%
It\'s the flukiest business.

01:02:09.021 --> 01:02:09.520 align:middle line:90%
I know it.

01:02:09.520 --> 01:02:11.347 align:middle line:90%
Drive you nuts, won\'t it?

01:02:11.347 --> 01:02:13.180 align:middle line:84%
Get \'em on Monday, don\'t
get \'em on Tuesday.

01:02:13.180 --> 01:02:15.596 align:middle line:84%
Get \'em during the week and
you don\'t get \'em on weekends.

01:02:15.596 --> 01:02:19.229 align:middle line:90%
Vice versa and up and down.

01:02:19.229 --> 01:02:19.729 align:middle line:90%
Yep.

01:02:19.729 --> 01:02:29.980 align:middle line:90%

01:02:29.980 --> 01:02:30.810 align:middle line:90%
Time to go home.

01:02:30.810 --> 01:02:34.070 align:middle line:90%
Yep, ma\'am.

01:02:34.070 --> 01:02:36.070 align:middle line:84%
I certainly hope some
other pizza places in town

01:02:36.070 --> 01:02:37.350 align:middle line:90%
are having a hard time too.

01:02:37.350 --> 01:02:40.540 align:middle line:90%
Cause this is, this is insane.

01:02:40.540 --> 01:02:43.260 align:middle line:84%
Well, I can tell Dad at
least they had a good day.

01:02:43.260 --> 01:02:45.387 align:middle line:84%
Thank goodness they
had a good day.

01:02:45.387 --> 01:02:46.970 align:middle line:84%
Because if it hadn\'t
been for the day,

01:02:46.970 --> 01:02:49.710 align:middle line:84%
we would be in some kind
of bad shape, buddy.

01:02:49.710 --> 01:02:53.070 align:middle line:84%
Right now, to pay me to pay you
to keep the lights on and keep

01:02:53.070 --> 01:02:57.635 align:middle line:84%
the heat going, just to
money out, just money right

01:02:57.635 --> 01:02:58.260 align:middle line:90%
out the window.

01:02:58.260 --> 01:03:02.290 align:middle line:84%
That\'s why he closed it, closes
at 10 now on the weekdays.

01:03:02.290 --> 01:03:04.070 align:middle line:90%
Because this is nuts.

01:03:04.070 --> 01:03:04.940 align:middle line:90%
Goodnight, son.

01:03:04.940 --> 01:03:05.898 align:middle line:90%
Have a good night, Dad.

01:03:05.898 --> 01:03:07.560 align:middle line:90%
OK.

01:03:07.560 --> 01:03:08.080 align:middle line:90%
Night, babe.

01:03:08.080 --> 01:03:10.852 align:middle line:90%

01:03:10.852 --> 01:03:11.620 align:middle line:90%
Night, Mom.

01:03:11.620 --> 01:03:13.030 align:middle line:90%
Have a pleasant evening, Poppa.

01:03:13.030 --> 01:03:14.660 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

01:03:14.660 --> 01:03:15.630 align:middle line:90%
Night, son.

01:03:15.630 --> 01:03:17.930 align:middle line:90%
Have a good evening.

01:03:17.930 --> 01:03:19.110 align:middle line:90%
And a good tomorrow.

01:03:19.110 --> 01:03:22.340 align:middle line:90%

01:03:22.340 --> 01:03:22.990 align:middle line:90%
What a day.

01:03:22.990 --> 01:03:24.286 align:middle line:90%
What a day.

01:03:24.286 --> 01:03:32.497 align:middle line:90%

01:03:32.497 --> 01:03:36.060 align:middle line:84%
What makes you think it\'s
a proposition of any kind?

01:03:36.060 --> 01:03:39.800 align:middle line:84%
Oh, I can\'t see any other
reason for this monumental event

01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:41.885 align:middle line:90%
that\'s never been done before.

01:03:41.885 --> 01:03:43.260 align:middle line:84%
I mean, we\'ve had
family dinners.

01:03:43.260 --> 01:03:45.480 align:middle line:84%
We\'ve had black jack games
and all kinds of stuff.

01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:47.820 align:middle line:84%
But we\'ve never had Dad
actually say, we all

01:03:47.820 --> 01:03:51.340 align:middle line:84%
meet for an official conference
around the table, type thing.

01:03:51.340 --> 01:03:53.480 align:middle line:84%
And it sounds big and
ominous and wonderful,

01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:54.716 align:middle line:90%
you know what I mean?

01:03:54.716 --> 01:03:56.637 align:middle line:90%
But I know that it\'s a total--

01:03:56.637 --> 01:03:59.220 align:middle line:84%
He\'s wanting to tell you we came
into $1 million or something.

01:03:59.220 --> 01:03:59.460 align:middle line:90%
No.

01:03:59.460 --> 01:04:01.001 align:middle line:84%
I want him to-- I
want him to tell me

01:04:01.001 --> 01:04:03.500 align:middle line:84%
that he wished we could
come into $1 million

01:04:03.500 --> 01:04:05.305 align:middle line:84%
so that he wouldn\'t
have to close the doors

01:04:05.305 --> 01:04:07.680 align:middle line:84%
but unfortunately, since we
haven\'t come into $1 million,

01:04:07.680 --> 01:04:09.080 align:middle line:90%
we have to close the doors.

01:04:09.080 --> 01:04:11.020 align:middle line:84%
And you all are going to have
to start looking for other jobs

01:04:11.020 --> 01:04:13.260 align:middle line:84%
because I can\'t guarantee that
after a month or two months,

01:04:13.260 --> 01:04:14.676 align:middle line:84%
that we\'re going
to still be open.

01:04:14.676 --> 01:04:16.442 align:middle line:84%
And we\'d all go, oh
wow, Dad, bummer.

01:04:16.442 --> 01:04:18.650 align:middle line:84%
And inside, you know those
little inside man cartoons

01:04:18.650 --> 01:04:21.606 align:middle line:84%
where it shows the outline
of the guy doing one thing

01:04:21.606 --> 01:04:23.230 align:middle line:84%
and then inside
there\'s that little guy

01:04:23.230 --> 01:04:24.070 align:middle line:90%
dong the other thing.

01:04:24.070 --> 01:04:24.390 align:middle line:90%
Yeah.

01:04:24.390 --> 01:04:26.610 align:middle line:84%
While on the outside, we\'d
be going, oh, that\'s awful.

01:04:26.610 --> 01:04:28.235 align:middle line:84%
And on the inside,
we\'d be going, yeah,

01:04:28.235 --> 01:04:30.410 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t believe it.

01:04:30.410 --> 01:04:32.790 align:middle line:84%
So anyway, I don\'t want a
response because you probably

01:04:32.790 --> 01:04:33.970 align:middle line:90%
know what\'s going on.

01:04:33.970 --> 01:04:36.350 align:middle line:84%
And I don\'t want you to pop
his balloon because chances

01:04:36.350 --> 01:04:37.631 align:middle line:84%
are I\'d probably blab
to Larry and Lloyd

01:04:37.631 --> 01:04:39.200 align:middle line:84%
and everybody else and then word
would get around he wouldn\'t

01:04:39.200 --> 01:04:40.760 align:middle line:90%
have to have a conference.

01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:41.490 align:middle line:90%
But--

01:04:41.490 --> 01:04:42.826 align:middle line:90%
Boy, you do go on.

01:04:42.826 --> 01:04:44.557 align:middle line:90%
You\'ll just have to wait out.

01:04:44.557 --> 01:04:47.475 align:middle line:84%
Like you said, I\'m not
about to burst his balloon.

01:04:47.475 --> 01:04:49.146 align:middle line:90%
Mother.

01:04:49.146 --> 01:04:49.830 align:middle line:90%
Here you go.

01:04:49.830 --> 01:04:51.700 align:middle line:90%
I\'ve got a present for you.

01:04:51.700 --> 01:04:54.189 align:middle line:90%
Oh, get that thing away.

01:04:54.189 --> 01:04:54.772 align:middle line:90%
Just a minute.

01:04:54.772 --> 01:04:56.668 align:middle line:90%
Hold on.

01:04:56.668 --> 01:04:58.564 align:middle line:84%
I\'m rushing as
far as I can, Mom.

01:04:58.564 --> 01:05:01.784 align:middle line:90%

01:05:01.784 --> 01:05:03.575 align:middle line:84%
We\'ve been waiting all
night wondering when

01:05:03.575 --> 01:05:05.940 align:middle line:90%
you were going to get that.

01:05:05.940 --> 01:05:08.100 align:middle line:84%
Leslie\'s very curious
about tonight.

01:05:08.100 --> 01:05:11.770 align:middle line:84%
He\'s hoping you say that we\'re
going to have to close down.

01:05:11.770 --> 01:05:12.630 align:middle line:90%
And--

01:05:12.630 --> 01:05:13.970 align:middle line:90%
Oh, he can\'t be serious.

01:05:13.970 --> 01:05:16.530 align:middle line:84%
Well, you know, on
the one hand he\'s

01:05:16.530 --> 01:05:18.990 align:middle line:84%
hoping you\'re going
to shut the thing down

01:05:18.990 --> 01:05:20.720 align:middle line:84%
and on the other
hand, you know, he\'s

01:05:20.720 --> 01:05:23.930 align:middle line:84%
hoping that, wow, you know,
everything\'s fantastic

01:05:23.930 --> 01:05:27.450 align:middle line:90%
and keep on going forever.

01:05:27.450 --> 01:05:29.750 align:middle line:90%
You\'re not serious.

01:05:29.750 --> 01:05:31.790 align:middle line:84%
He thinks we\'re
going to shut down?

01:05:31.790 --> 01:05:36.516 align:middle line:84%
Well, he didn\'t want me
to obligate myself or you

01:05:36.516 --> 01:05:38.140 align:middle line:84%
or anything by saying
anything but he\'s

01:05:38.140 --> 01:05:43.200 align:middle line:84%
very curious about what the
whole thing is all about.

01:05:43.200 --> 01:05:47.390 align:middle line:84%
The mystery is getting
to him a little.

01:05:47.390 --> 01:05:52.070 align:middle line:84%
Len, when there\'s steak and
beer compliments of the old man,

01:05:52.070 --> 01:05:53.860 align:middle line:90%
get you appetite up.

01:05:53.860 --> 01:05:54.970 align:middle line:90%
Pretty neat.

01:05:54.970 --> 01:05:56.300 align:middle line:90%
Okey, dokey.

01:05:56.300 --> 01:05:57.494 align:middle line:90%
See you at home, Larry.

01:05:57.494 --> 01:05:58.422 align:middle line:90%
See you later.

01:05:58.422 --> 01:06:02.944 align:middle line:90%

01:06:02.944 --> 01:06:04.610 align:middle line:84%
He must have some
strange up his sleeve.

01:06:04.610 --> 01:06:04.970 align:middle line:90%
He must.

01:06:04.970 --> 01:06:07.470 align:middle line:84%
See, that\'s what I\'m wondering
is if he knows that all of us

01:06:07.470 --> 01:06:10.470 align:middle line:84%
know that he\'s up to his neck in
hock with Shakey\'s corporation.

01:06:10.470 --> 01:06:12.334 align:middle line:84%
You mean customers or
members of the family?

01:06:12.334 --> 01:06:13.250 align:middle line:90%
Members of the family.

01:06:13.250 --> 01:06:15.080 align:middle line:84%
It\'s possible that
they all dont\' know.

01:06:15.080 --> 01:06:16.732 align:middle line:84%
I knew it before
probably even you

01:06:16.732 --> 01:06:18.440 align:middle line:84%
because I heard him
talking on the phone.

01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:20.710 align:middle line:84%
He said that Shakey\'s
said that he owes them--

01:06:20.710 --> 01:06:23.480 align:middle line:84%
More than I make in a
year and a half, you know?

01:06:23.480 --> 01:06:25.167 align:middle line:84%
Like $25,000 is
what Shakey\'s wants.

01:06:25.167 --> 01:06:27.250 align:middle line:84%
Don\'t say anything but be
aware that the old man\'s

01:06:27.250 --> 01:06:30.530 align:middle line:84%
having to play some
really nasty money games.

01:06:30.530 --> 01:06:33.800 align:middle line:84%
Dad keeps on banking on the
longevity of this place,

01:06:33.800 --> 01:06:35.237 align:middle line:90%
carrying it, keeping it alive.

01:06:35.237 --> 01:06:36.820 align:middle line:84%
And that things will
slowly get better

01:06:36.820 --> 01:06:39.270 align:middle line:84%
and things will get paid
off, et cetera, et cetera.

01:06:39.270 --> 01:06:41.969 align:middle line:84%
And here he is, going
into his sixth year

01:06:41.969 --> 01:06:43.510 align:middle line:84%
and it\'s just not
getting any better.

01:06:43.510 --> 01:06:46.180 align:middle line:90%
He\'s just hanging in there.

01:06:46.180 --> 01:06:47.630 align:middle line:84%
And it\'s commendable,
to be sure.

01:06:47.630 --> 01:06:49.754 align:middle line:84%
You know, I mean, the man\'s
doing wonderful things.

01:06:49.754 --> 01:06:51.430 align:middle line:90%
But man, how much can you take?

01:06:51.430 --> 01:06:52.830 align:middle line:90%
Dad what he\'s doing.

01:06:52.830 --> 01:06:53.424 align:middle line:90%
He\'s a brain.

01:06:53.424 --> 01:06:54.465 align:middle line:90%
He knows what he\'s doing.

01:06:54.465 --> 01:06:56.760 align:middle line:84%
But he brained the
wrong business.

01:06:56.760 --> 01:06:59.700 align:middle line:84%
That\'s why I was hoping for
this thing tonight to be a bust.

01:06:59.700 --> 01:07:01.280 align:middle line:84%
It would be the
most wonderful thing

01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:04.440 align:middle line:84%
for him to put on his
financial parachute

01:07:04.440 --> 01:07:07.090 align:middle line:84%
and tell the, tell
the, what do you call

01:07:07.090 --> 01:07:09.760 align:middle line:84%
them, the co-pilots and the
navigators, whatever you

01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:12.270 align:middle line:84%
terms you could give Chuck
and John, that I\'m sorry,

01:07:12.270 --> 01:07:14.811 align:middle line:84%
you\'re going to have to steer
this plane the way you want to.

01:07:14.811 --> 01:07:16.830 align:middle line:84%
I\'m bailing out and
go out the side door.

01:07:16.830 --> 01:07:18.331 align:middle line:84%
My idea was to give
Dad $5,000 and I

01:07:18.331 --> 01:07:20.330 align:middle line:84%
was going to do it last
week and go and find out

01:07:20.330 --> 01:07:21.690 align:middle line:90%
from Juanita if I could do it.

01:07:21.690 --> 01:07:25.949 align:middle line:84%
And then I said, well, I
better just wait and see.

01:07:25.949 --> 01:07:27.490 align:middle line:84%
Because what would
happen, Len, if he

01:07:27.490 --> 01:07:30.344 align:middle line:84%
was ready to throw in the
towel, and I came up with 5,000.

01:07:30.344 --> 01:07:32.635 align:middle line:84%
That\'s like giving a heroin
addict a shot of methadone.

01:07:32.635 --> 01:07:34.670 align:middle line:84%
You string them
out a little more.

01:07:34.670 --> 01:07:36.130 align:middle line:90%
Filet mignon.

01:07:36.130 --> 01:07:36.630 align:middle line:90%
No.

01:07:36.630 --> 01:07:38.338 align:middle line:84%
If anybody\'s got rare
steak, let me know.

01:07:38.338 --> 01:07:40.711 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll eat it.

01:07:40.711 --> 01:07:41.866 align:middle line:90%
What about steak knives?

01:07:41.866 --> 01:07:42.699 align:middle line:90%
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

01:07:42.699 --> 01:07:52.639 align:middle line:90%

01:07:52.639 --> 01:07:54.930 align:middle line:84%
You all wondered why I was
in my formal attire tonight,

01:07:54.930 --> 01:07:56.044 align:middle line:90%
I\'m sure.

01:07:56.044 --> 01:07:57.032 align:middle line:90%
Uh, oh.

01:07:57.032 --> 01:07:58.014 align:middle line:90%
I know what it is.

01:07:58.014 --> 01:07:58.514 align:middle line:90%
Uh, oh.

01:07:58.514 --> 01:07:59.502 align:middle line:90%
Uh, oh.

01:07:59.502 --> 01:08:00.984 align:middle line:90%
This is our last meal.

01:08:00.984 --> 01:08:03.889 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

01:08:03.889 --> 01:08:05.430 align:middle line:84%
We were going call
it the last supper

01:08:05.430 --> 01:08:06.720 align:middle line:90%
but that sounds pretty grim.

01:08:06.720 --> 01:08:08.580 align:middle line:90%
That sounds pretty grim.

01:08:08.580 --> 01:08:10.740 align:middle line:84%
Dearly beloved, we
are assembled here

01:08:10.740 --> 01:08:13.400 align:middle line:84%
to discuss a matter
which is dear

01:08:13.400 --> 01:08:19.254 align:middle line:84%
and near to all our hearts, more
appropriately our pocketbooks.

01:08:19.254 --> 01:08:21.950 align:middle line:90%

01:08:21.950 --> 01:08:24.340 align:middle line:84%
Six weeks ago, we got a
letter from Shakey\'s saying

01:08:24.340 --> 01:08:27.870 align:middle line:84%
pay all the past royalties or
we\'re going to close you down.

01:08:27.870 --> 01:08:31.270 align:middle line:84%
Some of you may know that
and some of you may not.

01:08:31.270 --> 01:08:34.580 align:middle line:84%
They said we owed them
$25,000 and it\'s wrong.

01:08:34.580 --> 01:08:36.010 align:middle line:84%
I\'ve got the
documentation for it.

01:08:36.010 --> 01:08:38.160 align:middle line:90%
We owed them about $10,000.

01:08:38.160 --> 01:08:39.738 align:middle line:90%
$10,000 instead of $25,000.

01:08:39.738 --> 01:08:41.950 align:middle line:90%
That\'s still a lot of money.

01:08:41.950 --> 01:08:43.430 align:middle line:90%
It\'s immaterial how much.

01:08:43.430 --> 01:08:45.358 align:middle line:90%
The fact is we owed it to them.

01:08:45.358 --> 01:08:47.149 align:middle line:84%
And for some reason or
other, they suddenly

01:08:47.149 --> 01:08:49.450 align:middle line:90%
decided they wanted it.

01:08:49.450 --> 01:08:52.630 align:middle line:84%
And if we didn\'t pay
it-- I had talked

01:08:52.630 --> 01:08:55.399 align:middle line:84%
to the guy who could call
off the dogs on Friday.

01:08:55.399 --> 01:08:57.550 align:middle line:90%
And he did.

01:08:57.550 --> 01:08:58.359 align:middle line:90%
That was on Friday.

01:08:58.359 --> 01:09:00.680 align:middle line:84%
Then Saturday, the
next day, Mother

01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:02.750 align:middle line:90%
were working Saturday morning.

01:09:02.750 --> 01:09:07.220 align:middle line:84%
And the letter arrived saying,
take down your sign, that\'s it.

01:09:07.220 --> 01:09:08.342 align:middle line:90%
The real thing.

01:09:08.342 --> 01:09:09.149 align:middle line:90%
I didn\'t know that.

01:09:09.149 --> 01:09:09.720 align:middle line:90%
The real thing.

01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:11.844 align:middle line:84%
There\'s some things coming
out here you don\'t know.

01:09:11.844 --> 01:09:13.498 align:middle line:90%
OK?

01:09:13.498 --> 01:09:18.270 align:middle line:84%
I want to lay a premise there
has to be clearly understood.

01:09:18.270 --> 01:09:21.390 align:middle line:84%
And you probably
have asked yourself

01:09:21.390 --> 01:09:23.540 align:middle line:84%
questions, maybe each
other questions about it

01:09:23.540 --> 01:09:26.229 align:middle line:90%
over the years.

01:09:26.229 --> 01:09:32.470 align:middle line:84%
Johnny, Steve, and Chuck,
as I did, put lots of money

01:09:32.470 --> 01:09:34.710 align:middle line:90%
into this business.

01:09:34.710 --> 01:09:38.859 align:middle line:84%
And there came a point where
Steve and Johnny and Chuck

01:09:38.859 --> 01:09:43.560 align:middle line:90%
said, no more money.

01:09:43.560 --> 01:09:46.250 align:middle line:84%
So from the day
that the other three

01:09:46.250 --> 01:09:49.939 align:middle line:84%
guys said, do what you
will with what you\'ve got,

01:09:49.939 --> 01:09:52.470 align:middle line:84%
but we\'re not putting
any more money into it,

01:09:52.470 --> 01:09:55.110 align:middle line:90%
it became my business.

01:09:55.110 --> 01:09:57.630 align:middle line:90%

01:09:57.630 --> 01:10:01.090 align:middle line:84%
And because it became my
business and my family

01:10:01.090 --> 01:10:07.840 align:middle line:84%
works there, it became
a family business.

01:10:07.840 --> 01:10:12.440 align:middle line:84%
You kids have to realize
that everything I own

01:10:12.440 --> 01:10:15.850 align:middle line:84%
is tied up and in
hock to this business.

01:10:15.850 --> 01:10:16.360 align:middle line:90%
Uh, oh.

01:10:16.360 --> 01:10:18.520 align:middle line:84%
I think it is
bottom line, folks.

01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:21.211 align:middle line:84%
I knew there was a reason
for us all to be here.

01:10:21.211 --> 01:10:22.960 align:middle line:84%
Leave Leslie aside for
a minute although I

01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:24.880 align:middle line:90%
have a question of him.

01:10:24.880 --> 01:10:26.800 align:middle line:90%
Lee, yours is minor.

01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:28.211 align:middle line:90%
You owe me $90.

01:10:28.211 --> 01:10:28.710 align:middle line:90%
Pay it.

01:10:28.710 --> 01:10:30.550 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

01:10:30.550 --> 01:10:32.279 align:middle line:90%

01:10:32.279 --> 01:10:33.320 align:middle line:90%
Well, we\'re closing down.

01:10:33.320 --> 01:10:34.260 align:middle line:90%
No.

01:10:34.260 --> 01:10:36.035 align:middle line:84%
Unless you have
programmed the computer--

01:10:36.035 --> 01:10:36.290 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll work it off.

01:10:36.290 --> 01:10:38.680 align:middle line:84%
Unless you programmed the
$14 you earned last Sunday,

01:10:38.680 --> 01:10:42.170 align:middle line:84%
I\'d like to start and put that
$14 towards the $90 you owe me.

01:10:42.170 --> 01:10:42.670 align:middle line:90%
OK.

01:10:42.670 --> 01:10:42.850 align:middle line:90%
OK.

01:10:42.850 --> 01:10:43.460 align:middle line:90%
That\'s your contribution.

01:10:43.460 --> 01:10:44.070 align:middle line:90%
That\'s two hours here?

01:10:44.070 --> 01:10:45.403 align:middle line:90%
But hey, this is a family thing.

01:10:45.403 --> 01:10:47.690 align:middle line:84%
You need to know where
the family was but--

01:10:47.690 --> 01:10:48.970 align:middle line:90%
Cash in, Dad.

01:10:48.970 --> 01:10:52.090 align:middle line:84%
As much as I can work for you,
I\'d be more than happy to.

01:10:52.090 --> 01:10:56.760 align:middle line:84%
That $90 I\'ve already spent see,
so anything you earn is-- OK.

01:10:56.760 --> 01:10:57.811 align:middle line:90%
But you owe me $90.

01:10:57.811 --> 01:10:58.310 align:middle line:90%
I know.

01:10:58.310 --> 01:11:00.890 align:middle line:84%
You can work off the clock
and we\'ll call us even.

01:11:00.890 --> 01:11:01.390 align:middle line:90%
OK.

01:11:01.390 --> 01:11:03.848 align:middle line:84%
You\'ve got to stand a little
less tall when you said my dad

01:11:03.848 --> 01:11:04.614 align:middle line:90%
owns Shakey\'s.

01:11:04.614 --> 01:11:06.510 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

01:11:06.510 --> 01:11:10.280 align:middle line:84%
Larry, you\'re going to be
janitoring two nights a week.

01:11:10.280 --> 01:11:12.564 align:middle line:84%
And that is the money
you pay me back.

01:11:12.564 --> 01:11:14.980 align:middle line:84%
In other words, I\'m taking the
money away from the janitor

01:11:14.980 --> 01:11:17.480 align:middle line:84%
and giving it to you so
you can give it to me.

01:11:17.480 --> 01:11:21.390 align:middle line:90%
You owe me $288.

01:11:21.390 --> 01:11:22.100 align:middle line:90%
Minus $35.

01:11:22.100 --> 01:11:24.930 align:middle line:90%

01:11:24.930 --> 01:11:26.750 align:middle line:84%
You earned $35 off
the clock this week.

01:11:26.750 --> 01:11:28.050 align:middle line:90%
That goes to the $288.

01:11:28.050 --> 01:11:31.686 align:middle line:90%
$253.

01:11:31.686 --> 01:11:33.060 align:middle line:84%
Lee always was
the mathematician.

01:11:33.060 --> 01:11:34.300 align:middle line:90%
You\'re not living at home.

01:11:34.300 --> 01:11:35.752 align:middle line:84%
We\'ve got to
protect your income.

01:11:35.752 --> 01:11:37.960 align:middle line:84%
You\'ve got to tell me what
the bottom line needs are.

01:11:37.960 --> 01:11:40.210 align:middle line:84%
And what they\'re not,
then it\'s off the clock.

01:11:40.210 --> 01:11:42.370 align:middle line:90%
It goes back to pay me.

01:11:42.370 --> 01:11:43.770 align:middle line:90%
No payroll, OK?

01:11:43.770 --> 01:11:44.350 align:middle line:90%
All right.

01:11:44.350 --> 01:11:46.480 align:middle line:84%
Lisa, you have no
expenses, honey.

01:11:46.480 --> 01:11:47.480 align:middle line:90%
You\'re free all the way.

01:11:47.480 --> 01:11:49.110 align:middle line:90%
I\'m taking care of your teeth.

01:11:49.110 --> 01:11:50.280 align:middle line:90%
I\'m taking care of your car.

01:11:50.280 --> 01:11:52.240 align:middle line:90%
You do have the insurance.

01:11:52.240 --> 01:11:52.760 align:middle line:90%
And the gas.

01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:54.110 align:middle line:90%
And the gas.

01:11:54.110 --> 01:11:58.030 align:middle line:84%
I\'d like to get $70
a week off the clock.

01:11:58.030 --> 01:12:00.460 align:middle line:90%
I want to do more.

01:12:00.460 --> 01:12:03.430 align:middle line:84%
I think the guys going to
college is more important.

01:12:03.430 --> 01:12:06.420 align:middle line:84%
You\'re the best college
student I\'ve ever had.

01:12:06.420 --> 01:12:08.221 align:middle line:84%
If you drop out, it
will break my heart.

01:12:08.221 --> 01:12:08.720 align:middle line:90%
OK.

01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:09.445 align:middle line:90%
But it can wait.

01:12:09.445 --> 01:12:10.150 align:middle line:90%
I\'m a female.

01:12:10.150 --> 01:12:12.061 align:middle line:84%
You were limiting
it to teaching.

01:12:12.061 --> 01:12:14.230 align:middle line:90%
Do you I want to do?

01:12:14.230 --> 01:12:16.230 align:middle line:84%
I want to get married
and have kids.

01:12:16.230 --> 01:12:18.460 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t want a lifetime career.

01:12:18.460 --> 01:12:20.835 align:middle line:84%
So it\'s not as big thing as
it is to Lloyd and to Les.

01:12:20.835 --> 01:12:22.710 align:middle line:84%
Married and having kids
is a lifetime career.

01:12:22.710 --> 01:12:24.810 align:middle line:90%
Yes.

01:12:24.810 --> 01:12:28.135 align:middle line:84%
Oh, all women\'s libbers
would kill me for that.

01:12:28.135 --> 01:12:30.984 align:middle line:90%
I totally agree with that.

01:12:30.984 --> 01:12:33.840 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t want to
have a big career.

01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:35.087 align:middle line:90%
College is a priority.

01:12:35.087 --> 01:12:36.920 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t want anybody
dropping out of school.

01:12:36.920 --> 01:12:38.460 align:middle line:90%
You didn\'t ask anything of me.

01:12:38.460 --> 01:12:40.660 align:middle line:84%
Leslie, the only
thing that I\'m asking

01:12:40.660 --> 01:12:44.080 align:middle line:84%
of you is if there is night
here or there that you

01:12:44.080 --> 01:12:47.080 align:middle line:84%
would like all, understanding
that you won\'t get paid for it,

01:12:47.080 --> 01:12:47.790 align:middle line:90%
let me know.

01:12:47.790 --> 01:12:49.740 align:middle line:84%
Because that will
be helpful to us.

01:12:49.740 --> 01:12:52.040 align:middle line:84%
Lloyd, I want $20
a week from you.

01:12:52.040 --> 01:12:53.758 align:middle line:90%
Loraine, I want $5 from you.

01:12:53.758 --> 01:12:55.150 align:middle line:90%
OK.

01:12:55.150 --> 01:12:55.740 align:middle line:90%
Get married.

01:12:55.740 --> 01:12:56.390 align:middle line:90%
Lynn.

01:12:56.390 --> 01:13:00.320 align:middle line:84%
I called Juanita and I asked
what the payout on your loan

01:13:00.320 --> 01:13:01.269 align:middle line:90%
was in term.

01:13:01.269 --> 01:13:03.060 align:middle line:84%
I think I\'m going to
be able to incorporate

01:13:03.060 --> 01:13:03.893 align:middle line:90%
your loan into mine.

01:13:03.893 --> 01:13:05.040 align:middle line:90%
If we do--

01:13:05.040 --> 01:13:06.760 align:middle line:84%
Then I\'ll do any
damn thing you want.

01:13:06.760 --> 01:13:10.370 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

01:13:10.370 --> 01:13:14.055 align:middle line:84%
What I\'d like for you all to do
is run your regular pay cards

01:13:14.055 --> 01:13:16.690 align:middle line:84%
and at the end of the week,
we take those pay cards,

01:13:16.690 --> 01:13:18.280 align:middle line:90%
we set them aside.

01:13:18.280 --> 01:13:19.950 align:middle line:90%
That\'s for our family record.

01:13:19.950 --> 01:13:22.240 align:middle line:84%
And we make up
separate pay cards

01:13:22.240 --> 01:13:24.330 align:middle line:84%
and that\'s what you
get paid for the week.

01:13:24.330 --> 01:13:26.930 align:middle line:84%
And we know then,
amongst the family,

01:13:26.930 --> 01:13:28.750 align:middle line:84%
the financial
sacrifices that you\'re

01:13:28.750 --> 01:13:31.130 align:middle line:84%
going to make for
the next four months.

01:13:31.130 --> 01:13:32.740 align:middle line:90%
If someday in the future.

01:13:32.740 --> 01:13:34.945 align:middle line:84%
Your dad is in a
position to repay you,

01:13:34.945 --> 01:13:36.899 align:middle line:90%
he will do it personally.

01:13:36.899 --> 01:13:39.232 align:middle line:84%
I would like to know something
I\'ve never actually asked

01:13:39.232 --> 01:13:40.312 align:middle line:90%
any of you point blank.

01:13:40.312 --> 01:13:41.770 align:middle line:84%
How do you feel
about the business?

01:13:41.770 --> 01:13:44.325 align:middle line:90%

01:13:44.325 --> 01:13:45.450 align:middle line:90%
Have you got a couple days?

01:13:45.450 --> 01:13:47.310 align:middle line:90%
Oh, boy.

01:13:47.310 --> 01:13:48.890 align:middle line:90%
Oh, boy.

01:13:48.890 --> 01:13:51.660 align:middle line:84%
My honest to God opinion-- it
all boils down to one thing

01:13:51.660 --> 01:13:53.840 align:middle line:90%
as far as I\'m concerned really.

01:13:53.840 --> 01:13:56.350 align:middle line:84%
You have done your
damnedest and sacrificed,

01:13:56.350 --> 01:13:59.560 align:middle line:84%
I think too much, in order
to keep a business alive

01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:02.539 align:middle line:84%
that you believe will
pan out in the long run.

01:14:02.539 --> 01:14:04.080 align:middle line:84%
But my honest opinion
of the business

01:14:04.080 --> 01:14:06.870 align:middle line:90%
is that you should drop it.

01:14:06.870 --> 01:14:09.069 align:middle line:90%
And that\'s-- is that blunt?

01:14:09.069 --> 01:14:10.360 align:middle line:90%
That\'s the way I feel about it.

01:14:10.360 --> 01:14:13.470 align:middle line:84%
If you don\'t need
Shakey\'s, don\'t keep it.

01:14:13.470 --> 01:14:17.920 align:middle line:84%
Because if you don\'t need it, I
really don\'t think we need it,

01:14:17.920 --> 01:14:21.350 align:middle line:84%
because we\'re not any
different than Joe Blow

01:14:21.350 --> 01:14:23.500 align:middle line:84%
next door who\'s
working at Pizza King.

01:14:23.500 --> 01:14:25.740 align:middle line:84%
And like if you and Mom,
you and Mom are happy,

01:14:25.740 --> 01:14:27.030 align:middle line:90%
I think you should keep it.

01:14:27.030 --> 01:14:30.350 align:middle line:84%
I wish you would, you know,
not work as much you do now.

01:14:30.350 --> 01:14:31.700 align:middle line:90%
But I think we should keep it.

01:14:31.700 --> 01:14:34.590 align:middle line:84%
I worry an awful lot
and that\'s what you see.

01:14:34.590 --> 01:14:36.850 align:middle line:84%
Don\'t confuse worry
with unhappiness.

01:14:36.850 --> 01:14:38.152 align:middle line:90%
I\'m happy.

01:14:38.152 --> 01:14:40.610 align:middle line:84%
And I think that as long as
I\'m happy, your mother\'s happy.

01:14:40.610 --> 01:14:42.780 align:middle line:84%
Now that doesn\'t mean
that every day we\'re

01:14:42.780 --> 01:14:45.030 align:middle line:84%
going to walk in that parlor
with a smile on our face.

01:14:45.030 --> 01:14:47.710 align:middle line:84%
Oh, boy, I\'m ready to make
cheese and sausage pizza.

01:14:47.710 --> 01:14:51.080 align:middle line:90%
I That\'s not what it means.

01:14:51.080 --> 01:14:52.581 align:middle line:84%
It\'s a little deeper
than that, OK?

01:14:52.581 --> 01:14:54.580 align:middle line:84%
I think it would be nice
if someday we could all

01:14:54.580 --> 01:14:57.300 align:middle line:84%
find other jobs except
that I think we\'re what

01:14:57.300 --> 01:14:59.680 align:middle line:90%
keeps those people coming back.

01:14:59.680 --> 01:15:01.610 align:middle line:90%
I mean, people like us.

01:15:01.610 --> 01:15:02.980 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t know why.

01:15:02.980 --> 01:15:03.490 align:middle line:90%
They do.

01:15:03.490 --> 01:15:05.010 align:middle line:90%
They really do like us.

01:15:05.010 --> 01:15:07.770 align:middle line:90%
And they like you a lot.

01:15:07.770 --> 01:15:09.860 align:middle line:90%
And we\'re their best friends.

01:15:09.860 --> 01:15:13.640 align:middle line:84%
And even if we don\'t like it a
whole lot sometimes, sometimes,

01:15:13.640 --> 01:15:16.027 align:middle line:84%
you know, we get along with
a lot of the customers.

01:15:16.027 --> 01:15:17.860 align:middle line:84%
Another thing I don\'t
like about Shakey\'s is

01:15:17.860 --> 01:15:19.560 align:middle line:84%
some of the customers
we get in there.

01:15:19.560 --> 01:15:20.957 align:middle line:90%
And we get some real nerds.

01:15:20.957 --> 01:15:22.540 align:middle line:84%
And they come back
and they come back.

01:15:22.540 --> 01:15:24.510 align:middle line:90%
That is an understatement.

01:15:24.510 --> 01:15:27.130 align:middle line:84%
And that is one of the things
that really turns me of about

01:15:27.130 --> 01:15:27.980 align:middle line:90%
Shakey\'s

01:15:27.980 --> 01:15:32.080 align:middle line:84%
Shakey\'s is a personal thing
with everybody, each one of us.

01:15:32.080 --> 01:15:35.450 align:middle line:84%
It\'s doing weird things with
everybody in the family.

01:15:35.450 --> 01:15:38.590 align:middle line:84%
I\'ve seen Lisa turn on me
and then say remarks at me

01:15:38.590 --> 01:15:41.480 align:middle line:84%
that she wouldn\'t say otherwise
because we were at work.

01:15:41.480 --> 01:15:44.130 align:middle line:84%
I\'ve seen you, of
course, get mad at Lloyd

01:15:44.130 --> 01:15:46.550 align:middle line:90%
for something or Mother.

01:15:46.550 --> 01:15:47.170 align:middle line:90%
Not Lee.

01:15:47.170 --> 01:15:48.990 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t see you around there.

01:15:48.990 --> 01:15:51.070 align:middle line:84%
But Lloyd, I\'ve seen
Lloyd snap a lot.

01:15:51.070 --> 01:15:54.381 align:middle line:84%
He\'s snapped at me before
like I and the only reason

01:15:54.381 --> 01:15:57.564 align:middle line:84%
it comes about is
because of the business.

01:15:57.564 --> 01:16:01.310 align:middle line:84%
It\'s because if we all help
Dad keep the business up

01:16:01.310 --> 01:16:04.170 align:middle line:84%
and that\'s what it all amounts
to, then Dad\'ll stay up

01:16:04.170 --> 01:16:05.650 align:middle line:84%
and we can say,
hey, Dad, I know we

01:16:05.650 --> 01:16:08.500 align:middle line:84%
didn\'t do much business tonight,
but look what we accomplished.

01:16:08.500 --> 01:16:10.170 align:middle line:84%
Like Len and I
worked for a week.

01:16:10.170 --> 01:16:12.514 align:middle line:84%
Len and I worked, man,
we did projects and got

01:16:12.514 --> 01:16:13.680 align:middle line:90%
neat things done for a week.

01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:15.638 align:middle line:84%
And we just said, it\'s
going to make Dad happy.

01:16:15.638 --> 01:16:19.310 align:middle line:84%
It only took one down night to
make Dad just go, and walk out

01:16:19.310 --> 01:16:22.137 align:middle line:84%
of there with the old bags and
lines and everything going--

01:16:22.137 --> 01:16:24.720 align:middle line:84%
And we felt like everything we\'d
done for a week was for shit.

01:16:24.720 --> 01:16:26.740 align:middle line:90%
We just went, oh.

01:16:26.740 --> 01:16:28.910 align:middle line:84%
What I\'m saying is,
it\'s a good job.

01:16:28.910 --> 01:16:30.250 align:middle line:90%
And I like it just fine.

01:16:30.250 --> 01:16:32.680 align:middle line:84%
But I don\'t like talking
to Mom about the legs

01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:35.259 align:middle line:84%
that just, you know, are,
like we said before, are

01:16:35.259 --> 01:16:36.300 align:middle line:90%
walking around on stumps.

01:16:36.300 --> 01:16:37.630 align:middle line:84%
You know, the legs
that are just so

01:16:37.630 --> 01:16:39.296 align:middle line:84%
tired, you\'re just
dragging them around,

01:16:39.296 --> 01:16:40.460 align:middle line:90%
just as a means of support.

01:16:40.460 --> 01:16:42.410 align:middle line:84%
As far as I\'m concerned,
the sacrifices

01:16:42.410 --> 01:16:45.502 align:middle line:84%
don\'t stack up to the
value of the business.

01:16:45.502 --> 01:16:47.210 align:middle line:84%
There\'s no way I can
look at you and say,

01:16:47.210 --> 01:16:48.635 align:middle line:84%
as far as I\'m
concerned, I wish you

01:16:48.635 --> 01:16:50.885 align:middle line:84%
would just-- to hell with
the business and everything.

01:16:50.885 --> 01:16:52.060 align:middle line:90%
He can outright say it.

01:16:52.060 --> 01:16:55.450 align:middle line:84%
I\'m looking at old pictures
of you and Mom, Dad.

01:16:55.450 --> 01:16:57.920 align:middle line:90%
And Mom to me is still 38.

01:16:57.920 --> 01:16:59.780 align:middle line:84%
She is still gorgeous
and beautiful.

01:16:59.780 --> 01:17:02.410 align:middle line:84%
You\'re very handsome, but you
could look so much younger.

01:17:02.410 --> 01:17:06.360 align:middle line:84%
Your hair, wouldn\'t be this gray
if it wasn\'t for the past five

01:17:06.360 --> 01:17:07.050 align:middle line:90%
years.

01:17:07.050 --> 01:17:09.780 align:middle line:84%
We\'re sitting here watching you
and your wife go down the tubes

01:17:09.780 --> 01:17:12.595 align:middle line:84%
why we all-- we
can work any job.

01:17:12.595 --> 01:17:14.720 align:middle line:84%
I mean, you sell that place,
we\'ll find other jobs.

01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:16.100 align:middle line:90%
That\'s no big deal.

01:17:16.100 --> 01:17:18.093 align:middle line:84%
But to see the things
that you were headed for

01:17:18.093 --> 01:17:20.630 align:middle line:84%
and the life we used to
have, it just isn\'t any more.

01:17:20.630 --> 01:17:21.680 align:middle line:90%
And yours isn\'t anymore.

01:17:21.680 --> 01:17:23.200 align:middle line:84%
And it\'s all wrapped
around a business

01:17:23.200 --> 01:17:24.600 align:middle line:84%
that I don\'t know who
you\'re doing it for.

01:17:24.600 --> 01:17:25.650 align:middle line:84%
I hope you\'re doing
it for yourself

01:17:25.650 --> 01:17:27.015 align:middle line:84%
because if you\'re doing
it for Chuck and John

01:17:27.015 --> 01:17:28.681 align:middle line:84%
and Steve and those
customers out there,

01:17:28.681 --> 01:17:29.860 align:middle line:90%
you\'re making a big mistake.

01:17:29.860 --> 01:17:31.176 align:middle line:90%
That\'s our opinion.

01:17:31.176 --> 01:17:33.550 align:middle line:84%
Some people don\'t want to say
it, but that\'s out opinion.

01:17:33.550 --> 01:17:34.900 align:middle line:84%
That you better be
doing it for yourself,

01:17:34.900 --> 01:17:36.110 align:middle line:84%
you better have a
damn good reason

01:17:36.110 --> 01:17:37.450 align:middle line:84%
you can defend for
doing it for yourself.

01:17:37.450 --> 01:17:39.540 align:middle line:84%
Because if you\'re doing it for
somebody else, man, dump that,

01:17:39.540 --> 01:17:40.373 align:middle line:90%
dump that dump.

01:17:40.373 --> 01:17:41.590 align:middle line:90%
It\'s as simple as that.

01:17:41.590 --> 01:17:43.680 align:middle line:84%
Right now, you\'re
stringing along.

01:17:43.680 --> 01:17:46.990 align:middle line:84%
You\'re in trouble right now,
the business is, obviously.

01:17:46.990 --> 01:17:50.217 align:middle line:84%
We\'re having such slow
nights, and they\'re

01:17:50.217 --> 01:17:51.050 align:middle line:90%
bound to get slower.

01:17:51.050 --> 01:17:52.270 align:middle line:90%
They\'re bound to get slower.

01:17:52.270 --> 01:17:53.290 align:middle line:84%
You know how bad
we\'re in trouble.

01:17:53.290 --> 01:17:54.550 align:middle line:84%
That\'s the purpose
of this meeting.

01:17:54.550 --> 01:17:55.210 align:middle line:90%
OK.

01:17:55.210 --> 01:17:57.970 align:middle line:90%
So.

01:17:57.970 --> 01:18:01.560 align:middle line:84%
So as far as I\'m
concerned, bail out now.

01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:02.122 align:middle line:90%
No, we can\'t.

01:18:02.122 --> 01:18:02.830 align:middle line:90%
That\'s the point.

01:18:02.830 --> 01:18:05.450 align:middle line:84%
You have to understand
what motivates me now.

01:18:05.450 --> 01:18:07.530 align:middle line:84%
If this business fails,
your dad is ruined,

01:18:07.530 --> 01:18:08.555 align:middle line:90%
in more ways than one.

01:18:08.555 --> 01:18:11.250 align:middle line:84%
I think emotionally,
psychologically he\'s probably.

01:18:11.250 --> 01:18:13.190 align:middle line:84%
I have talked to Mom
often about this.

01:18:13.190 --> 01:18:16.825 align:middle line:84%
I remember when-- I
remember back in Maryland.

01:18:16.825 --> 01:18:19.290 align:middle line:90%
You had a lot of pride.

01:18:19.290 --> 01:18:24.690 align:middle line:84%
And I\'ve told Mom often
that I don\'t see it anymore.

01:18:24.690 --> 01:18:26.190 align:middle line:84%
(TEARILY) I just
don\'t see the pride

01:18:26.190 --> 01:18:27.850 align:middle line:90%
you had when you were a Marine.

01:18:27.850 --> 01:18:30.094 align:middle line:90%
I don\'t see it out there.

01:18:30.094 --> 01:18:31.510 align:middle line:84%
So a lot of
ass-kissing out there.

01:18:31.510 --> 01:18:32.343 align:middle line:90%
That\'s what that is.

01:18:32.343 --> 01:18:34.900 align:middle line:84%
I think Shakey\'s is
good for Dad and Mom.

01:18:34.900 --> 01:18:36.720 align:middle line:84%
If they\'re happy,
they should keep it.

01:18:36.720 --> 01:18:40.290 align:middle line:84%
I don\'t see you as the
proudest man you used to be.

01:18:40.290 --> 01:18:43.860 align:middle line:90%

01:18:43.860 --> 01:18:44.560 align:middle line:90%
Maybe I\'m wrong.

01:18:44.560 --> 01:18:45.730 align:middle line:90%
Maybe it\'s still there.

01:18:45.730 --> 01:18:46.260 align:middle line:90%
Pardon me.

01:18:46.260 --> 01:18:51.040 align:middle line:84%
I see a man there
just listen, Lloyd.

01:18:51.040 --> 01:18:53.780 align:middle line:84%
Five years that
business has been on,

01:18:53.780 --> 01:18:58.086 align:middle line:84%
five years that businesses
has had to fight had.

01:18:58.086 --> 01:18:59.170 align:middle line:90%
Very true.

01:18:59.170 --> 01:19:01.340 align:middle line:84%
This guy, Lloyd,
hasn\'t given up.

01:19:01.340 --> 01:19:03.180 align:middle line:84%
And a guy who gives
up doesn\'t have pride.

01:19:03.180 --> 01:19:04.011 align:middle line:90%
He\'s got pride.

01:19:04.011 --> 01:19:04.510 align:middle line:90%
Look--

01:19:04.510 --> 01:19:06.590 align:middle line:84%
I got everybody fired
up because I said--

01:19:06.590 --> 01:19:07.112 align:middle line:90%
I know.

01:19:07.112 --> 01:19:07.820 align:middle line:90%
Hang on a second.

01:19:07.820 --> 01:19:09.465 align:middle line:84%
I got everybody fired
up and I got a buffer it

01:19:09.465 --> 01:19:10.673 align:middle line:90%
with a real simple statement.

01:19:10.673 --> 01:19:12.510 align:middle line:84%
We have often said and
not when Mom and Dad

01:19:12.510 --> 01:19:14.590 align:middle line:84%
are around but we often said the
greatest man that ever walked

01:19:14.590 --> 01:19:17.090 align:middle line:84%
the earth and the queen of the
earth are sitting right here.

01:19:17.090 --> 01:19:18.480 align:middle line:90%
Because I wouldn\'t want it, man.

01:19:18.480 --> 01:19:20.670 align:middle line:84%
I wouldn\'t want to do
what he\'s doing out there.

01:19:20.670 --> 01:19:23.520 align:middle line:84%
Because ain\'t worth it to me and
it\'s not worth it to any of us.

01:19:23.520 --> 01:19:25.500 align:middle line:84%
But we look at him
and we say, God,

01:19:25.500 --> 01:19:26.960 align:middle line:90%
how does he keep on doing this?

01:19:26.960 --> 01:19:27.590 align:middle line:90%
It\'s crazy.

01:19:27.590 --> 01:19:28.131 align:middle line:90%
That\'s right.

01:19:28.131 --> 01:19:30.220 align:middle line:90%
It\'s a waste of time.

01:19:30.220 --> 01:19:31.790 align:middle line:90%
It doesn\'t make any sense.

01:19:31.790 --> 01:19:32.810 align:middle line:90%
It sounds demeaning.

01:19:32.810 --> 01:19:33.860 align:middle line:90%
No, no, no, no.

01:19:33.860 --> 01:19:34.360 align:middle line:90%
No.

01:19:34.360 --> 01:19:35.940 align:middle line:84%
I said I don\'t know
how he can do it.

01:19:35.940 --> 01:19:39.000 align:middle line:84%
--when you said he\'d lost his
pride because, because that--

01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:40.330 align:middle line:90%
Can I-- yeah, I\'m with you.

01:19:40.330 --> 01:19:42.260 align:middle line:84%
Can I insert
something here to make

01:19:42.260 --> 01:19:44.350 align:middle line:90%
you feel a little bit better?

01:19:44.350 --> 01:19:47.570 align:middle line:84%
When I was a Lieutenant
Colonel in the Marine Corps,

01:19:47.570 --> 01:19:50.910 align:middle line:84%
I wouldn\'t have thought
to walk into a bank

01:19:50.910 --> 01:19:55.490 align:middle line:84%
in anything less than a
suit and tie or my uniform.

01:19:55.490 --> 01:19:57.550 align:middle line:90%
OK?

01:19:57.550 --> 01:20:03.060 align:middle line:84%
I walk into the bank now in
dungarees and short sleeve

01:20:03.060 --> 01:20:07.320 align:middle line:84%
shirt because the uniform
doesn\'t mean crap.

01:20:07.320 --> 01:20:09.260 align:middle line:90%
It\'s what\'s in the uniform.

01:20:09.260 --> 01:20:11.510 align:middle line:90%
It\'s what\'s under the clothes.

01:20:11.510 --> 01:20:14.410 align:middle line:84%
In the Marine Corps, you
kissed butts there too.

01:20:14.410 --> 01:20:19.180 align:middle line:84%
It\'s not like this is the
lowest job or anything.

01:20:19.180 --> 01:20:21.510 align:middle line:90%
You learned an extremely--

01:20:21.510 --> 01:20:24.512 align:middle line:90%
OK, you\'re happy, you\'re happy.

01:20:24.512 --> 01:20:26.220 align:middle line:84%
I\'ll give you somethings
else, all right?

01:20:26.220 --> 01:20:27.740 align:middle line:84%
See, I\'m proud of what
we\'ve built out there.

01:20:27.740 --> 01:20:28.730 align:middle line:90%
I\'m proud of what we\'ve done.

01:20:28.730 --> 01:20:30.438 align:middle line:84%
But if that business
goes down the tubes,

01:20:30.438 --> 01:20:32.090 align:middle line:84%
your dad is going
to be really hurting

01:20:32.090 --> 01:20:34.915 align:middle line:84%
psychologically and emotionally
for a long, long, long while.

01:20:34.915 --> 01:20:35.415 align:middle line:90%
OK?

01:20:35.415 --> 01:20:36.310 align:middle line:90%
We know, Dad.

01:20:36.310 --> 01:20:38.370 align:middle line:84%
I can walk the streets right now
and the little kids say, hey,

01:20:38.370 --> 01:20:39.260 align:middle line:90%
there\'s Mr. Shakey\'s.

01:20:39.260 --> 01:20:40.950 align:middle line:84%
They come up and they
pull me, hi, Mr. Shakey\'s.

01:20:40.950 --> 01:20:42.340 align:middle line:90%
You sang Happy Birthday to me.

01:20:42.340 --> 01:20:44.640 align:middle line:84%
And I walk in the bank and
they say, hi, Mr. Shakey\'s.

01:20:44.640 --> 01:20:46.889 align:middle line:84%
I can go anywhere in this
town and people say, hi, Mr.

01:20:46.889 --> 01:20:47.790 align:middle line:90%
Shakey\'s.

01:20:47.790 --> 01:20:50.606 align:middle line:90%
Lloyd, I\'m proud of that.

01:20:50.606 --> 01:20:52.310 align:middle line:90%
I can understand.

01:20:52.310 --> 01:20:54.200 align:middle line:84%
I\'m very proud
that in this town,

01:20:54.200 --> 01:21:00.630 align:middle line:84%
I am thought to be a very
successful entrepreneur,

01:21:00.630 --> 01:21:02.950 align:middle line:84%
former Marine, who
didn\'t know anything

01:21:02.950 --> 01:21:06.640 align:middle line:84%
but flying an airplane
made it good in a business

01:21:06.640 --> 01:21:09.960 align:middle line:90%
where 97% of them fail.

01:21:09.960 --> 01:21:13.950 align:middle line:84%
And I walk around this town and
people say, hey, Mr. Shakey\'s.

01:21:13.950 --> 01:21:16.390 align:middle line:84%
I am pretty doggone
proud of that.

01:21:16.390 --> 01:21:19.000 align:middle line:84%
They don\'t know how thin
the ice is that I skate on.

01:21:19.000 --> 01:21:19.760 align:middle line:90%
OK?

01:21:19.760 --> 01:21:22.550 align:middle line:90%
But the fact is, I\'m very proud.

01:21:22.550 --> 01:21:25.860 align:middle line:84%
Just as I am proud
in that direction,

01:21:25.860 --> 01:21:28.210 align:middle line:84%
I would be humiliated
if the place failed.

01:21:28.210 --> 01:21:29.810 align:middle line:90%
I couldn\'t help it.

01:21:29.810 --> 01:21:31.620 align:middle line:84%
What I have to do in
the next four months

01:21:31.620 --> 01:21:33.120 align:middle line:84%
is get this business
where it should

01:21:33.120 --> 01:21:34.936 align:middle line:90%
have been in the beginning.

01:21:34.936 --> 01:21:35.840 align:middle line:90%
In the next four?

01:21:35.840 --> 01:21:36.840 align:middle line:90%
In the next four months.

01:21:36.840 --> 01:21:38.199 align:middle line:90%
Properly financed?

01:21:38.199 --> 01:21:40.490 align:middle line:84%
Because at the end of the
four months, I can refinance.

01:21:40.490 --> 01:21:42.930 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

01:21:42.930 --> 01:21:44.770 align:middle line:90%
OK, listen to this.

01:21:44.770 --> 01:21:48.442 align:middle line:84%
We know your strategy, but
that\'s just after five years,

01:21:48.442 --> 01:21:50.150 align:middle line:84%
it\'s amazing to hear
that in four months,

01:21:50.150 --> 01:21:52.279 align:middle line:90%
it can be where it should be.

01:21:52.279 --> 01:21:54.570 align:middle line:84%
Now keep in mind, that Shakey\'s
wants to close us down.

01:21:54.570 --> 01:21:57.430 align:middle line:84%
And I\'ve said, hey, I\'ll
send you some money, OK?

01:21:57.430 --> 01:22:00.030 align:middle line:84%
You know what you have
to do to borrow money?

01:22:00.030 --> 01:22:00.530 align:middle line:90%
you?

01:22:00.530 --> 01:22:01.920 align:middle line:90%
Have to prove you don\'t need it.

01:22:01.920 --> 01:22:02.310 align:middle line:90%
Right.

01:22:02.310 --> 01:22:02.810 align:middle line:90%
Right.

01:22:02.810 --> 01:22:03.785 align:middle line:90%
Right.

01:22:03.785 --> 01:22:04.980 align:middle line:90%
That\'s the American way.

01:22:04.980 --> 01:22:05.605 align:middle line:90%
That was on a show last night.

01:22:05.605 --> 01:22:07.730 align:middle line:84%
They said the
government loans money

01:22:07.730 --> 01:22:09.150 align:middle line:90%
to the people who don\'t need it.

01:22:09.150 --> 01:22:11.930 align:middle line:84%
And they won\'t loan it to
the people who do need it.

01:22:11.930 --> 01:22:14.155 align:middle line:90%
Sounds stupid, but it\'s true.

01:22:14.155 --> 01:22:17.270 align:middle line:84%
Now how do I go to
the bank to take out

01:22:17.270 --> 01:22:21.320 align:middle line:84%
a brand new mortgage for 20
years instead of 15 years

01:22:21.320 --> 01:22:24.204 align:middle line:84%
for, you know, like
something like $80,000

01:22:24.204 --> 01:22:25.370 align:middle line:90%
less than the original loan.

01:22:25.370 --> 01:22:28.765 align:middle line:84%
How do I tell them that
they should refinance us?

01:22:28.765 --> 01:22:31.140 align:middle line:84%
Well, Dad, all you have to do
is prove you don\'t need it.

01:22:31.140 --> 01:22:33.880 align:middle line:84%
I show them I don\'t
really need it.

01:22:33.880 --> 01:22:35.800 align:middle line:90%
That\'s what I do, you know?

01:22:35.800 --> 01:22:37.780 align:middle line:84%
And how do I show
them-- Dad, you\'re

01:22:37.780 --> 01:22:38.840 align:middle line:84%
going to feel like an
asshole when they say,

01:22:38.840 --> 01:22:40.670 align:middle line:84%
if you don\'t need it, we\'re
not going to give it to you.

01:22:40.670 --> 01:22:42.270 align:middle line:84%
No, that isn\'t the
way it works, son.

01:22:42.270 --> 01:22:44.425 align:middle line:84%
I\'m gonna laugh
when that day comes.

01:22:44.425 --> 01:22:46.050 align:middle line:84%
No, you why that
isn\'t going to happen?

01:22:46.050 --> 01:22:46.960 align:middle line:90%
How do banks make money?

01:22:46.960 --> 01:22:49.100 align:middle line:84%
There\'s only, well there\'s
two ways banks make money.

01:22:49.100 --> 01:22:50.183 align:middle line:90%
Do you know what they are?

01:22:50.183 --> 01:22:51.640 align:middle line:90%
Interest.

01:22:51.640 --> 01:22:53.400 align:middle line:90%
They loan money.

01:22:53.400 --> 01:22:55.560 align:middle line:84%
They have a little service
charge on your bank,

01:22:55.560 --> 01:22:57.040 align:middle line:84%
but the main way
banks make money

01:22:57.040 --> 01:22:58.370 align:middle line:90%
is, they want to loan money.

01:22:58.370 --> 01:22:59.580 align:middle line:84%
And they want to
loan it to people

01:22:59.580 --> 01:23:00.670 align:middle line:84%
who don\'t need it
because they know

01:23:00.670 --> 01:23:02.290 align:middle line:90%
they\'re going to get paid back.

01:23:02.290 --> 01:23:04.025 align:middle line:90%
They\'re in it for a profit.

01:23:04.025 --> 01:23:05.660 align:middle line:84%
So I go in there
four months from now

01:23:05.660 --> 01:23:08.225 align:middle line:84%
and I say, I want to
refinance this entire-- I

01:23:08.225 --> 01:23:09.730 align:middle line:90%
want to lump mid-town.

01:23:09.730 --> 01:23:11.390 align:middle line:84%
I want to lump my
second mortgage.

01:23:11.390 --> 01:23:12.867 align:middle line:84%
I want to lump my
first mortgage.

01:23:12.867 --> 01:23:13.950 align:middle line:90%
I want to pay up Shakey\'s.

01:23:13.950 --> 01:23:16.620 align:middle line:84%
I want to do everything
all in one brand new note.

01:23:16.620 --> 01:23:18.266 align:middle line:90%
And I want it for 20 years.

01:23:18.266 --> 01:23:19.390 align:middle line:90%
And I don\'t really need it.

01:23:19.390 --> 01:23:20.818 align:middle line:90%
And they\'ll say, yeah, man.

01:23:20.818 --> 01:23:23.680 align:middle line:90%

01:23:23.680 --> 01:23:25.720 align:middle line:84%
Now what do we
have at that point?

01:23:25.720 --> 01:23:30.920 align:middle line:84%
All bills caught up and
$2,000 more a month,

01:23:30.920 --> 01:23:34.390 align:middle line:84%
based on current
sales if all comes

01:23:34.390 --> 01:23:36.910 align:middle line:84%
to pass the way I
think it will, and we

01:23:36.910 --> 01:23:39.310 align:middle line:84%
can get the new
mortgage, not only

01:23:39.310 --> 01:23:41.670 align:middle line:84%
do we have a private accounting
over here somewhere that

01:23:41.670 --> 01:23:44.610 align:middle line:84%
says Dad owes you something
for your sacrifice,

01:23:44.610 --> 01:23:47.470 align:middle line:84%
but we\'ll also start paying
you what you\'re worth.

01:23:47.470 --> 01:23:49.750 align:middle line:90%
Because I\'ll have the money.

01:23:49.750 --> 01:23:51.350 align:middle line:90%
All right.

01:23:51.350 --> 01:23:53.610 align:middle line:84%
Every time I start
feeling sorry for myself,

01:23:53.610 --> 01:23:56.524 align:middle line:90%
I think about coal miners.

01:23:56.524 --> 01:23:59.020 align:middle line:90%
No really, I do.

01:23:59.020 --> 01:24:00.100 align:middle line:90%
Regular people.

01:24:00.100 --> 01:24:01.660 align:middle line:90%
We\'ve been lucky.

01:24:01.660 --> 01:24:06.670 align:middle line:84%
There was a dramatic purpose
to this dinner tonight, OK?

01:24:06.670 --> 01:24:11.250 align:middle line:84%
This is the life we\'ve led
as long as you\'ve known us.

01:24:11.250 --> 01:24:12.620 align:middle line:90%
Steaks and beer out the ass.

01:24:12.620 --> 01:24:13.120 align:middle line:90%
No.

01:24:13.120 --> 01:24:13.630 align:middle line:90%
No, no, no.

01:24:13.630 --> 01:24:15.630 align:middle line:84%
Why do you think you\'re
called king of the earth

01:24:15.630 --> 01:24:16.589 align:middle line:90%
and queen of the earth?

01:24:16.589 --> 01:24:17.630 align:middle line:90%
Why do you think that is?

01:24:17.630 --> 01:24:18.870 align:middle line:90%
This is the life we\'ve known.

01:24:18.870 --> 01:24:22.215 align:middle line:84%
Do you know how many
people would have fantasies

01:24:22.215 --> 01:24:25.130 align:middle line:90%
over this kind of a dinner?

01:24:25.130 --> 01:24:26.650 align:middle line:90%
Look around.

01:24:26.650 --> 01:24:27.680 align:middle line:90%
No, we\'ve had it good.

01:24:27.680 --> 01:24:28.020 align:middle line:90%
All right?

01:24:28.020 --> 01:24:29.436 align:middle line:84%
And we\'re going
to have it better.

01:24:29.436 --> 01:24:30.470 align:middle line:90%
No, I think we\'re great.

01:24:30.470 --> 01:24:31.280 align:middle line:90%
I think you\'re great.

01:24:31.280 --> 01:24:32.113 align:middle line:90%
I think we\'re great.

01:24:32.113 --> 01:24:33.610 align:middle line:90%
I think everything\'s going fine.

01:24:33.610 --> 01:24:36.390 align:middle line:84%
I just do what you guys have
a little bit of relaxation.

01:24:36.390 --> 01:24:37.446 align:middle line:90%
We will.

01:24:37.446 --> 01:24:40.860 align:middle line:84%
I would love the
following situation.

01:24:40.860 --> 01:24:44.140 align:middle line:84%
I would like five years
from now, for instance,

01:24:44.140 --> 01:24:47.580 align:middle line:84%
to be able to drop by the
parlor to make sure things

01:24:47.580 --> 01:24:50.620 align:middle line:90%
are going all right.

01:24:50.620 --> 01:24:53.760 align:middle line:84%
Maybe go in on Wednesday
morning for the Kiwanis.

01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:56.410 align:middle line:84%
Maybe go in Sunday
morning for breakfast.

01:24:56.410 --> 01:25:02.010 align:middle line:84%
Entertain on Friday
nights and do the books.

01:25:02.010 --> 01:25:07.520 align:middle line:84%
And write and have my garden
and all the things I want to do.

01:25:07.520 --> 01:25:12.240 align:middle line:84%
What we have discussed tonight
is family business, OK?

01:25:12.240 --> 01:25:14.545 align:middle line:84%
And I got to get to bed
because I gotta work tomorrow.

01:25:14.545 --> 01:25:19.166 align:middle line:90%

01:25:19.166 --> 01:25:20.519 align:middle line:90%
Is everybody happy?

01:25:20.519 --> 01:25:24.012 align:middle line:90%

01:25:24.012 --> 01:25:27.006 align:middle line:84%
(SINGING) Pack up
all my cares and woe.

01:25:27.006 --> 01:25:30.499 align:middle line:90%
Here I go swinging low.

01:25:30.499 --> 01:25:34.491 align:middle line:90%
Bye, bye, blackbird.

01:25:34.491 --> 01:25:39.481 align:middle line:84%
Where somebody waits for me,
sugar\'s sweet and so is she.

01:25:39.481 --> 01:25:43.972 align:middle line:90%
Bye, bye, blackbird.

01:25:43.972 --> 01:25:48.463 align:middle line:84%
There\'s no one here can
love or understand me.

01:25:48.463 --> 01:25:53.952 align:middle line:84%
Oh, what hard luck
stories they all hand me.

01:25:53.952 --> 01:25:56.447 align:middle line:90%
Make my bed and light the light.

01:25:56.447 --> 01:25:58.942 align:middle line:90%
I\'ll arrive late tonight.

01:25:58.942 --> 01:26:00.439 align:middle line:90%
Blackbird, bye, bye.

01:26:00.439 --> 01:26:03.433 align:middle line:90%

01:26:03.433 --> 01:26:06.676 align:middle line:84%
Pack up all my cares
and woes, here I

01:26:06.676 --> 01:26:13.413 align:middle line:84%
go, singing low,
bye, bye, blackbird.

01:26:13.413 --> 01:26:18.403 align:middle line:84%
Where somebody waits for me,
sugar\'s sweet and so is she,

01:26:18.403 --> 01:26:22.894 align:middle line:90%
Bye, bye, blackbird.

01:26:22.894 --> 01:26:25.389 align:middle line:84%
So make my bed and
light the light, I\'ll

01:26:25.389 --> 01:26:31.876 align:middle line:84%
arrive late tonight,
blackbird, bye, bye.

01:26:31.876 --> 01:26:34.870 align:middle line:90%
Blackbird, bye, bye.

01:26:34.870 --> 01:26:39.480 align:middle line:90%

01:26:39.480 --> 01:26:41.030 align:middle line:90%
[LAUGHING]

01:26:41.030 --> 01:26:55.383 align:middle line:90%

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